“Oh no! Aliens, bio duplication, nude conspiracies, oh my god, Lyndon LaRouche was right!” – Homer Simpson
I am at a loss for a way to criticize tonight’s Zombie Simpsons. It was so incoherent, random and boring that the only way to address it on its own level would be for me to drag my knuckles across the keyboard in a random pattern. So that’s exactly what I’m going to do.
About the rats, the poison, the car crash and the rowboat:
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Then there was the ancient mystical convent, the time wasting clock scene, Marge spoon feeding Homer’s hand, the endless exposition and Bart’s saxophone solo:
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Finally, we come to the clock tower scene, the giant sign scene, the helicopter ride and the rainbows that shot out of Maggie’s head for some reason:
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Ahhh, that was cathartic. Could anyone else make anything out of that? Or have we crossed a line into something so totally disconnected from reality and thought that it’s simply beyond our ability to digest?