Season 12 comes out on DVD next week. It already tastes like ash in my mouth. Before that unpleasantness though we’ve got lots of excellent usage, the guy who does Homer’s French voice in Canada, a right winger who thinks Burns looks like Nancy Pelosi and some love for International Left Handed Day.
Woo-hoo! Québécois Homer Simpson is Groening’s favourite – This is a neat article about the guy who does Homer’s voice in Quebec. Interesting tidbit, he’s also the French Canadian voices of Robert de Niro, Richard Gere, Mel Gibson, and Nick Nolte.
The Bigs 2 Review – It’s a review of a baseball video game that’s being released in Britain. It quotes “Duffless” about how boring baseball can be when you’re sober. The quote’s off in a few places but it’s pretty close. Good usage.
Dispatches from the Front Porch – This post concludes with this:
One of my favorite Simpson’s lines is from an old episode where Bart is trying to woo a girl. At one point he’s blathering on clumsily as young boys often do in front of girls. This girl, who is a bit snotty, interrupts him dismissively saying, “Bart, do you ever think anything you don’t say?”
This line pops up for me now and then when I think about social media and especially status updates. Do we ever think things we don’t say (or post)? Should we? The sentiment was underscored in this SundayStyles article about no tweet no blog VIP parties.
The quote is slightly off (Jessica doesn’t address him as “Bart” there) but let me assure you that here at the Dead Homer Society, even with our stupid new Twitter feed, there is plenty we don’t say. Good usage.
Multi-headed fish are the real life ‘Blinky’ – They’ve been finding multi-headed fish in the Noosa River in Australia. Sadly I was unable to find any pictures.
Baby On Board – Not sure if it’s just a photoshop or a real sign (probably photoshop), but it’s got the Be Sharps.
Al Jean, “THE SIMPSONS” executive producer: Mr. Media Audio Interview – Short, almost completely pointless interview with Jean. No demise of Zombie Simpsons is foreseen.
Nancy Pelosi & Montgomery Burns: Separated at Birth? – Burns is a Republican, but there is a certain resemblance in that photo.
Revisiting 8 Sesame Street Rumors – They cromulently quote Homer’s incoherent Muppet description from “A Fish Called Selma”. Excellent usage.
Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns! – Yesterday was International Left Handers Day and this is a post with a bunch of quotes from “When Flanders Failed”. All the quotes are correct, including the title, and now I’ve got an urge to watch that one.
Where lefties are always right – Speaking of south paws, here’s a real life Leftorium in San Francisco. Oddly enough, the woman who runs it is right handed.
Poetry Hour – This is basically Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven”, but it comes with some love at the end for Treehouse of Horror I.
Four Days – New mother feels weird leaving her kid for the first time. Uses the power of Simpsons metaphor (Rancho Relaxo) to explain it all and properly quotes Homer in the process. Excellent usage.
Today’s TV Addict Top 5: Faulty Faculty – Krabappel comes in at #3, though they misspell her name. No mention of Skinner’s toadying momma’s boy act, the crushed spirit of Ms. Hoover or the mindless, beauty draining instruction of Mr. Largo.
The Top 5 TV Alcoholics – Barney checks in at #4 with this little piece of (mostly) awesome:
It’s essentially common knowledge that The Simpsons has gone down a slippery slope in recent years. It simply isn’t what it used to be; but at the same time, seems to be more successful than ever. One of the elements that the show lost in recent seasons was Barney being drunk! He was loud, obese, and woefully insignificant which was what made his character so endlessly enjoyable. So now, Mr. Gumble is no longer sucking quarters out of the jukebox, but instead advocating the time-honored tradition of quitting.
While I certainly agree that Barney’s decision to quit drinking (season 11, natch) sucked ass, why is this only “mostly” awesome? Because Barney’s means of support was sucking quarters out of the Love Tester machine, not the jukebox. But wait, I’m not done nitpicking.
#3 on the list is Norm Peterson from Cheers and while I’ve only ever seen about fifteen episodes of that show I’m pretty sure that this . . .
A man who needed his tab calculated by NASA
. . . is also from The Simpsons. Specifically, it’s from “22 Short Stories About Springfield”. (Google would seem to confirm that this was never on “Cheers”.) Still, an amusing list, especially #1. I never watched much of The Andy Griffith Show, but old teevee is often hilarious in its absurdities.
Daily Podcast: What’s In A Name? – Quoted in full because he gets the Simpsons right and I love his conclusion:
“People don’t want cars named after hungry old Greek broads! They want names like “Mustang” and “Cheetah” vicious animal names!” according to Homer Simpson’s automaker brother Herb. Yesterday I learned another good rule of thumb for car naming: if it doesn’t sound hilarious with the word “anal” in front of it, it’s probably not a great car name. Think about it… Commander, Wrangler and Legacy good; CTS, MKT and Optima bad. It may not be safe-for-work, but dammit it’s the truth.
I don’t know about that last one, “Anal Optima” or even “Optima Anal” doesn’t sound half bad. Excellent usage.
Forgetting Sean Marshall – Unhappy Cubs fans are always comedy gold, especially when they quote Homer correctly about their own team:
This game sucked. It sucked from the first inning, when shark-face gave up 2 triples. It sucked when the Phillies put up 8 runs in an inning. It sucked when a douchbag in the bleachers decided to show everyone why Cubs fans are assholes. It sucks that I am writing a recap about how much it sucked while the sucky game is still going on. It sucks that the Cardinals keep winning. In the words of Homer Simpson: That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Excellent usage and excellent catharsis.
In the worlds of Homer Simpson, “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” – That’s some fast acting excellent usage, got it all right in the title. (The actual post is about how vapidly stupid the American press is.)
Change That We Can ALL Believe In – Amidst a long post about what TV shows he would bring back were he president and discussions of Michael Jackson we get this:
It’s like that scene from “The Simpsons” where Homer goes to Krusty Klown Kollege* and becomes a regional Krusty. Unbeknownst to the Millhouse family, they hire him thinking that they got the real Krusty. Bart knows different, which leads to perhaps one of the greatest exchanges in Simpsons history:
Millhouse: Surprised Bart? My dad got Krusty the Klown for my birthday.
Bart: Oh. I’m sure I could do that too.
Millhouse: I don’t know Bart, my dad’s a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
He also refers to that episode as criminally underrated. Not by us.