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“Hello, I’d like the Department of Missing Babies.” – Homer Simpson
“Please hold.” – Receptionist
♫ Baby come back / Listen baby, you can blame it all on me / I was wrong and I just can’t live without you ♫ – Hall & Oates, “Baby Come Back
(sobs) – Homer Simpson

Loyal Stonecutter’s note: What a fucking champ of a gag. They really don’t write ’em like they used to.


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