25
Dec
09

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 1 Comment
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Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes4

“Herb, let me give you the grand tour.  This is one of our many light switches, it functions in both the on and off mode.  On, off, on, off . . .” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, he knows how to work a light switch.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh yeah, right.  I don’t know what this switch does.” – Homer Simpson

Merry Christmas and have a great 1985 from the Dead Homer Society!

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1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

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  1. 1 D.N.
    25 December 2009 at 10:52 am

    I wish it really was 1985. I could catch “Back to the Future” during its original theatrical run.

    Anyway, Happy Christmas to Charlie, Dave and Jon. Keep fighting the good fight!


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