29
Dec
09

Quote of the Day

Homer vs Lisa and the 8th Commandment1

“Ah, good evening Zohar the Adulterer, my wife sends her warmest regards.” – Homer the Thief

“Ah yes, she is a good woman, very good.” – Zohar the Adulterer

“Thank you my lusty friend.” – Homer the Thief

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2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 30 December 2009 at 2:25 am

    I’ve never noticed before, but is Zohar the Adulterer supposed to resemble a bearded version of Jacques from “Life in the Fast Lane”?


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