04
Mar
10

Quote of the Day

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Card Playing Bouffant

 

 

“Don’t ask me, I’m just hair.  You head stopped eighteen inches ago.” – Marge Simpson’s Hair

 

 

 

“Still, there’s nothing more popular than a gracious winner.” – Marge Simpson’s Hair

 

 

 

“Oh, you better be careful.  The purpose of this game is to make friends.  You don’t make friends by winning.” – Marge Simpson’s Scalp

 

 

 

“We’ve got a winning hand.  We can take the rest of the tricks!” – Marge Simpson’s Brain


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