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Quote of the Day

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“This was the happiest time of my life. I’ll never forget you guys — especially you, Joey.” – Homer Simpson


“See you around, Mr. Homer.” – Joey


“Don’t worry Joey, we’ll make it to California someday.” – Homer Simpson


“Sure we will Mr. Homer, sure we will.” (coughs violently) – Joey

Loyal Stonecutter’s Note: No, they won’t. The pessimism of this exchange in Homer’s otherwise bittersweet parting moment is cruel, borderline cold, and entirely brilliant.

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  1. 1 Heath Morris
    23 November 2010 at 12:20 pm

    YESSS
    The note after the quote was awesome.
    I’m so happy I found this site, I’m glad I’m not the only one!!
    Keep up the good work you guys.
    Whoops I accidentally posted this on the wrong page. How do I shot internet.


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