“Ah, I’m just a big, toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed. Uh oh, gotta take a whiz. Think man, think. Think, think, think . . . I better get up.” – Homer Simpson
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I was actually thinking about this quote today. This is quite coincidental.
I think about this quote every time I’m laying in bed, have to piss and don’t want to get up. I love how Homer tries to find a way out of having to piss. They don’t write jokes like this anymore.
They never animate expressions like that on characters’ faces anymore either.
They do; they’re just extremely rare.
this is me every morning.
That was me this morning (with 6 pillows instead of 2), on a cold Sunday, and then realising that I too had to get up for church. I also cursed the week not being an extra hour longer.