Twitter Has No Use for Zombie Simpsons

Somehow word got around Twitter yesterday that it was Bart’s birthday. Since we only follow like ten people and only half of them ever tweet anything I have no idea how this happened. However, Daily Simpsons got in on the trend and asked their teeming horde of over nine thousand followers to tweet their favorite Bart quotes. The results are below in picture form (remember, it’s Twitter so the newest messages are at the top):

There are two quotes on there from Season 11, and nothing past that. Not one. Now, this isn’t exactly scientific, but it is overwhelming. Twitter, or at least the nine thousand people who follow one of the most popular Simpsons centered Twitter accounts, don’t have any use for Zombie Simpsons.

[Note: Crazy Noises and Compare & Contrast should be on the way tomorrow, been a busy week.]

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Twitter Updates

#QotD: “Mom, there’s nothing to be alarmed about . . . but could you take one last look at the family and join me in the kitchen?” – Homer // 6 hours ago

Happy birthday to former #Simpsons writer and all around cartoon superstar Richard Appel! // 7 hours ago

#QotD: “Without a strong male presence in the house, you could turn sissy overnight! Oh, these stubborn grass stains.” – Homer Simpson // 1 day ago

#QotD “I don’t need a card, you live in the room next to me.” – Lisa Simpson “Note: next year, order fewer cards.” – Bart Simpson // 2 days ago

#QotD: “My magic bat.” – Homer “That’s it?” – Carl “Yeah, I got a magic bat, too.” – Lenny “And I got an enchanted jockstrap.” – Carl // 3 days ago

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