“I feel like a kid in some kind of a store.” – Homer Simpson
Some weeks the internet just gives and gives; like this week, where we have an embarrassment of really cool stuff. I had several contenders for Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week, and ultimately I couldn’t decide on one, but the first four links are all worth your time, though only the Rolling Stone thing will actually take more than a few seconds of it. In addition to that, we’ve got some great YouTube, the usual assortment of excellent usage, three links from our pal Galileo, and, what we all came here to see, hard core nudity!
Burger #284 – Lisa Simpson – It’s the Lisa burger, and it’s vegetarian.
The Simpsons: America’s favorite yellow family – Highly stylized fan made drawing of the family Simpson. I especially like the blue swirls for both Marge’s hair and Maggie’s pacifier.
The Simpsons, the Only Real People on T.V.: Rolling Stone’s 1990 Cover Story – A Rolling Stone cover article about the show from June 1990, i.e. after the first season when Bartmania was at its absolute apex. It’s a nice little time capsule, and it’s always good to remember when the show was rebellious. I’m particularly fond of this quote from Groening:
"I like it because [the Simpsons] are not glamorous. So much in our culture is designed to make you feel envious. The Simpsons definitely do not."
“Glamorous”, there’s a word that pretty neatly describes Zombie Simpsons. I’m going to add that one to my regular repertoire.
Milhaus Shirt – Milhouse/Bauhaus mashup shirt – I put this up on Twitter earlier this week, but it’s worth mentioning again. Unfortunately they appear to have sold out in the meantime, so you can’t get the t-shirt at the moment, but you can gaze upon its nerdy majesty:
But my mom says I’m cool (via).
BoC Gameday: It’s OUR Vertigo – Excellent usage:
I feel bad for Hiller, but I admit that I’d probably giggle if the Ducks literally killed their goaltender with their shitty defense. Are the Ducks drinking chlorinated water or something? Lydman’s seeing double, Hiller can’t stand up, and Ryan Getzlaf’s bones are brittle. The Getzlaf one is especially weird since he always drinks plenty of… malk?
I feel like Ned Flanders! – More excellent usage:
So, I was driving home from work yesterday and as I left Abbotsford and grew closer to Chilliwack, the snow started to fall. Well, not fall, exactly. More like, um, assault my car.
I thought of Ned Flanders, when his house was torn away by a tornado and the town pulled together to build a new house for him. The work they did was done “Shoddilly-iddily-iddily-diddly” and Ned tries to “diddly” his way out of his rage, but then finally explodes in “aaaw hell diddly ding dong crap!”
Every time I see this episode I think that someday that’ll be me.
There is also a rather nice photo to go with that, in both regular and old timey versions.
This General has a major thing for the Globetrotters – This is the rare example of a botched quote that indisputable qualifies as excellent usage. Observe:
The Generals, my newly adopted teammates, had lost 13,561 in a row. As "The Simpsons’ " Krusty the Clown once noted, "The Generals are so due."
That’s not an exact quote, more of a paraphrase. But you get the idea.
Well done. For the record, the exact quote is “I thought the Generals were due!”
Why America Hates Arcade Fire, and Why That’s Sort of Hilarious – Because this week is all about how The Simpsons had such justifiable contempt for awards shows, please read this paragraph from an article that defends the Grammys even while acknowledging how stupid they are:
In a year where self-identified indie bands permeated all layers of mainstream culture, and in a year where no single album emerged as a talisman for what 2010 was about, Arcade Fire was absolutely the best choice of the five, and music observers in the know shouldn’t be surprised that the band took home the little gold statue derided by The Simpsons all the way back in 1993.
I’d also like to point out the irony in defending a Grammy win by pointing out shitty Grammy wins. And then this:
Gadhafi In Popular Culture – I also put this on Twitter earlier. It’s a YouTube video of all the ways American pop culture has been making fun of Gaddafi for a quarter century. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse.
Libya…In 10 Words – Speaking of Gaddafi and The Simpsons.
Wisconsin’s Union Issue…In 10 Words – YouTube of Lisa’s union strike song.
Scott Walker’s Prank Call…In 10 Words – And one more.
AEBN Streams ‘Simpsons: The XXX Parody’ in HD – Looks like the porn parody is ready to roll. I might get in trouble with WordPress for this, but screw it: here’s the link. Lots of payment options, including pay-per-minute (ha!), a 48-hour rental for eight bucks, and an mp4 download (specifically marked “DRM Free”) for twenty-five. Say what you want about the porn industry, but their distribution methods are years ahead of mainstream entertainment.
The beginning of an era, where the Knicks may even be good – Discussing the Carmelo Anthony trade:
Also coming to New York is Shelden Williams and his larger-than-life head, which is presumably a result of drinking the same tonic Ken Griffey Jr. was hooked on in the greatest Simpsons episode of all-time.
Gif Collection (23/02/2011) – There’s a couple of Simpsons .gifs here, Ralph at the focus group in “The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show” and Bart pulling down the shade in “Bart of Darkness”. Plus there’s Hermione making fun of Bella, which is always win.
Health Care Gone Wrong – Hibbert treating some of the Warner Brothers gang.
Ice Cream & Bagels -OR- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! – Happy birthday:
Yes, yours truly’s birthday clock just hit the top of the hour today. I’m off to celebrate with free goods and/or services.
Nice reference. Click through for YouTube of the Ramones.
Presidents’ Day – Awesome YouTube video of various Simpsons songs.
Girl on Girl on TV: Week of February 13 – Television review:
In this episode they reveal that the grey in Patty and Selma’s hair is just ash—when she shakes it out, it’s red. She also threatens to beat up Homer, saying, “I could bend him like Beckham.” That’s what passes for comedy these days?
Sadly, yes, at least as far as Zombie Simpsons is concerned.