Dave’s on the road today, but he took the time to improve the promotional image for tonight’s disgrace. Courtesy of Simpsons Channel, the wretchedly auto-erotic company line:
When Homer inadvertently humiliates Bart in front of a stadium crowd, Marge encourages Homer to enroll in a fathering enrichment class taught by therapist Dr. Zander (guest voice Paul Rudd). Shocked to learn that Homer often strangles Bart for mischievous behavior, Dr. Zander conducts a series of treatments with the help of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (guest-voicing as himself) to teach Homer what it feels like to be young and small.
“But when Bart learns that the therapy sessions have transformed Homer into a pushover, he takes advantage of Homer and becomes a school bully. Hoping therapy could also cure Bart of his bullying habits, Marge enlists Dr. Zander’s help to patch their relationship.”
That is an awful lot of words to convey the same impression made by a single one: crappy. I suggest we all agree to remember non-basketball Kareem Abdul-Jabbar for his contribution to Airplane!: