22
May
11

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 1 Comment
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“Brilliant.  Who could ever have imagined that Simpson’s sweeping reforms would pay off so quickly?” – C.M. Burns
“You know, sir, accidents decreased by exactly the number that Simpson himself is known or suspected to have caused last month, and our output level was just as high during Simpson’s last vacation.” – Mr. Smithers
“My dear, tired old Smithers, do I detect a note of jealousy?” – C.M. Burns

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  1. 1 Joe C.
    22 May 2011 at 3:27 pm

    “Let the fools have their tar-tar sauce!” – Burns

    Well, after enjoying that last quote it’s time to be reminded of the future: a brand-spanking new episode of Zombie Simpsons. I predict ZERO laughs, especially since the ZS episode revolves around “Nedna” *shivers*


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