Quote of the Day

The Limits of Sympathy

“Off the record, ma’am, all the gals on the force knew just how you felt.” – Female Cop
“That’s nice, you think you could loosen my cuffs?” – Marge Simpson
“No.” – Female Cop

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Member of the Bonerland Medical Association
    21 June 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Quiet, fatso, the sergeant’s talking.

    Go on, dear.

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