Quote of the Day

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“Principal Skinner, how’s your transportation project coming?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, excellent.  Not only are the trains now running on time, they’re running on metric time.  Remember this moment, people, eighty past two on April 47th, it’s the dawn of an enlightened Springfield.” – Principal Skinner

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    24 August 2011 at 8:38 am

    The clock actually shows eighty past one… not that I have a slightest idea of how it is calculated.

  2. 2 Chris
    24 August 2011 at 1:44 pm

    The little arrow is pointed at the two. Apparently in metric time the little hand doesn’t move until it’s actually that hour.

  3. 3 Fox
    11 April 2012 at 4:17 am

    Actually, it should be decimal system, not metric system (which has nothing to do with)

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