31
Aug
11

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 2 Comments
Categories: QotD and The Simpsons
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Coppertone

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“Dad, I don’t understand.  What is she saying you did?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, Lisa, remember that postcard Grampa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman’s bottom?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh yeah, that was brilliant!” – Bart Simpson
“That’s right, we all thought it was hilarious, but it turns out we were wrong.  That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.” – Homer Simpson
“And the dog in the Coppertone ads, same deal, Dad?” – Bart Simpson
“That’s kind of a gray area.” – Homer Simpson

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  1. 1 Bea Simmons' rotting corpse
    31 August 2011 at 1:06 pm

    Well, whaddaya know. Now I get this Garbage Pail Kid: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100808085936/gpk/images/7/7e/202a.png

  2. 2 Thrillho
    31 August 2011 at 1:52 pm

    I always found those ads creepy. What executive thought that was a good idea?


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