As I’m sure everyone knows, Monday is Halloween, and while there were lots and lots of previews for Sunday’s Zombie Simpsons episode, you will find none of them linked below. Why bore yourself more than once? Instead we have several links to Marge costumes past and present. Sadly, the only picture is of a lame store bought one, but a quick Google Image search will net you plenty of great looking homemade ideas and tips. In addition to that, we’ve got a Homer video game customization, a wildly overzealous copyright takedown notice, lots of usage, a kick ass home made skateboard, and a guy who agrees with us so much that he actually uses the word “zombie”.
by TW Collins Minimalist Lisa Simpson – The blue makes it look a bit more like Maggie to me, but the resemblance is uncanny.
What’s the deal with airline food and Asian people? – . . . this article about 2 Broke Girls and where the line gets drawn between stereotype comedy that’s funny, and stereotype comedy that’s just stereotypes. I’d like to add this sentiment to the cost of Zombie Simpsons:
Buuut, comedy isn’t just pointing and laughing. If it were, all comedy would be incredibly mean-spirited. A good chunk of comedy is laughing with the protagonists, at ourselves. “We’ve all been there.” This means that while our protagonists may get humiliated and hurt, they also get the character development, the funny lines, the big checks—while the women and black people stand off to the side, being kind of sagely and disappointing and not funny. In a comedy. Call it the Lisa Simpson Problem.
That Lisa has become a scold, set off to the side to cast disapproval, and not funny is all on Zombie Simpsons. She didn’t used to do that, she used to do things like lose her faith in democracy, gamble on pro football, and play hockey, and it was hilarious. Now? Not so much.
The Critic–The Live Action Movie – Attempting to cast a live action movie of The Critic. There are some good choices in here, but I can’t see Gary Busey or Robert Redford as Duke Phillips. We’d need someone who can play a megalomaniacal Southerner, did Jerry Reed have any kids that went into acting?
Mike Argento: A burger and a shake, all in one – Excellent usage:
"We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham and a fried egg," the announcer, a woman with a voice soaked in sex, intoned, breathlessly. "We call it the Good Morning Burger."
That episode aired in 1994. Since then, reality has taken to beating satire into a coma.
He goes on to compare it to some new gigantic burger they have at Denny’s.
There is no such thing as bad publicity – Bart and Martin’s competing posters for class president.
Midnight Club Los Angeles Homer Simpson’s Car – A YouTube video of a rather impressive Homer customized car for Midnight Club: Los Angeles.
Simpsons – A picture of a Marge Halloween costume that is sadly of the “sexy X” variety rather than the “homemade and cool” variety. That looks more like a bustier than a dress. (Also, thanks for the link!)
Trick or treat – Aww, (future) family togetherness:
And then there were other times when I was one of the few weirdos dressed up on the 31st of October. Like 17 years ago when I worked for a large conservative government agency and showed up at my new place of employment decked out like Madonna. With half of my eyebrows shaved off and drawn into an arch, a high Jeannie-style ponytail, and two pointy prominent cones poking through my pin-striped suit, I thought I looked good.
My boyfriend’s sister, who also worked there and was not in costume, called their mother immediately to report my attire.
The following year my future mother-in-law looked relieved when I showed up at her house trick-or-treating with her son as the less sexy Marge Simpson and Krusty the Klown.
Three-Eyed Nuclear ‘Simpsons’ Fish Caught – It’s a real three eyed fish caught (apparently) near a nuclear plant. It’s definitely not appetizing.
♥ Girls Get Busy ♥ | WE ♥ LISA SIMPSON zine contributors needed – This is the same thing I mentioned last Saturday, just a reminder that the deadline is next week.
The problem with people’s problems – Nice reference:
RADIO REVIEW: THERE IS an episode of The Simpsons in which Lisa, the smart one, sees her belief in the irretrievable dim-wittedness of her family confirmed by their choice of television viewing, a reality show called When Surgery Goes Wrong . Oh, how we laughed. Little did we know that the fictional programme’s apparently outlandish subject would become a staple – nay, a triumphant highlight – of one of Ireland’s most popular radio shows.
Kane County Chronicle | Face time with Sara Harrigan – Woman on the street interview reveals this:
What was your best Halloween costume? Marge Simpson.
It’s Only a Movie: Films For All Hallow’s Eve – Some old, campy, or just plain fun Halloween viewing, including, of course, Treehouse of Horror.
[Vídeo do dia] Abertura humana dos Simpsons – There’s a YouTube video here, but it doesn’t play. It’s been taken down by the dimwitted legal eagles at FOX. Normally I just skip these kinds of things, but here’s the preview image:
Looks like a real threat to FOX’s bottom line to me. I mean, that nine-year-old in the back has cymbals!
Late but never forgotten. – Fan made drawing of Maggie as the spawn of Kang.
Tax Court Refuses to Allow Man to Save Him from Himself – This is a blog by two accountants, and it features almost excellent usage:
Reaffirming my long-held belief that everything in life can be related back to The Simpsons, there’s an episode in which Homer is investigated by the IRS for tax fraud. In lieu of prosecution, Homer is told that he will “work for the IRS” to help the Service bring down Homer’s boss, Mr. Burns. Homer’s reply to the proposed arrangement?
“Sure, but can you pay me under the table?….I’ve got a little tax problem.”
Homer’s actual quote is “Okay, but could you pay me under the table? . . . I got a little tax problem.”
Floated in an Isolation Tank – A first hand account:
Have you ever seen that Simpsons episode where Home and Lisa lie in isolation tanks? When Lisa experiences a hallucination wherein she becomes the family cat and Homer believes that, when his isolation tank is reclaimed by repo men and dropped down a hill, he has also gone on a wild mind ride? I’ve done that. Floated in the isolation tank, that is, not been inadvertently repossessed.
Die, Simpsons, Die – And finally, I get to end with someone who vehemently and epically agrees with us. Seriously:
I say let the pulvarized zombie horse keel over and die instead of throwing it a goodbye party first.
There’s much, much more at the link, and it’s so much like my dreams it’s scary. Highly recommended.