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Quote of the Day

Homer vs. The 18th Amendment2

“How do you know you don’t like bribes if you’ve never taken one?  Here.” – Fat Tony
“Say, this is nice.  No, no bribes!” – Rex Banner
“Okay, you win.  From now on we’ll stick to smuggling heroin.” – Fat Tony
“See that you do.” – Rex Banner

Happy birthday Joe Mantegna! 


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Will
    13 November 2011 at 9:16 pm

    What’s a birthday?


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