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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 3 Comments
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“Wait, Marlon, you know I just had a thought.  Maybe we’re bothering people by trying to change their religion.  What if we don’t have all the answers?” – Maureen the Jehovah’s Witness
“You’re right, Maureen, let’s go get real jobs.” – Marlon the Jehovah’s Witness

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  1. 1 lennyburnham
    19 November 2011 at 10:42 am

    I always thought it was weird that this episode thinks that Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t have jobs. Of course they do.

  2. 3 Thrillho
    19 November 2011 at 11:12 am

    Heh. This pops in my head every time I hear the words “Jehovah’s Witness.”


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