25
Nov
11

Quote of the Day

Homer's Triple Bypass3

“I keep hearing this horrible, irregular thumping noise.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s your heart, and I think it’s on its last thump.” – Mechanic
“Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, where’s he going?” – Billy
“Billy, remember that old Plymouth we just couldn’t fix?” – Mechanic
“We’re going to sell him to Mr. Nikolopoulos?” – Billy
“You’re a dull boy, Billy.” – Mechanic

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2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Robert
    25 November 2011 at 1:02 pm

    Sounds more like ‘Nikopopolous’.


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