“Groundskeeper Willie was in my nightmare too, but he got me with hedge clippers.” – Lisa Simpson
“He ran his floor buffer over me.” – Nelson Muntz
We’ve got a lot of good links this week. There’s two promising new blogs, several people who agree with us, and lots of fan made stuff (including a Mexican Bart figurine). But we’ve also got three – count ’em, three! – people who had the Simpsons in their dreams this week. Good thing you don’t have to pay a royalty for that yet. There’s also some good discussion of older episodes, a cool Flash map of Springfield, plenty of usage, and Zombie Simpsons damaging relations with Pakistan (well, sort of).
Clickerbox: The Simpsons Season 2 – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is this tour of Season 2 courtesy of someone who wasn’t allowed to watch the show as a kid but has seen many of the later episodes. She’s harsh on some episodes I love, but it’s fascinating to see someone coming at them from a perspective utterly unlike mine. She goes through the whole season, so there’s a lot here.
Cartoon Quotes – A new blog featuring, as you may have guessed, daily quotes from cartoons. It’s brand new, and has quotes from several characters ranging from Bugs Bunny to Shaggy from Scooby Doo, but Homer’s on the banner and there have been three Simpsons quotes already. All three of them are dead on correct, so let’s hope he keeps it up.
Interactive Map of Springfield – I sort of think I’ve posted this before, but it’s damn cool.
Poll: What is your favorite season of The Simpsons? – Lenny says that after much thought she’s got a favorite, but before she reveals it, she wants to know yours. I don’t think I could pick one, I’d just feel all the seasons I didn’t pick staring at me accusatorily. But if you’ve got one, go ahead.
Kidrobot and The Simpsons present Matt Groening – There’s going to be a Matt Groening doll. I suppose it was inevitable.
Forrest Gump and the Simpsons via YouTube – What if you took the audio from an extended trailer for Forrest Gump and matched to clips from the show? Well, you don’t have to, someone else did and it is fantastic:
That is great.
The Simpsons Meets Skyrim of the Day – Fus Ro D’oh.
10/18/11 – Even in dreams you can’t escape The Simpsons:
We are at our apartment, watching The Simpsons, while we wait to leave for the wedding. The roommate who is getting married points out how the character Lisa has changed in the episode, while my other roommate bakes.
Merman Sideshow Bob and Bart by ~Foxiso on deviantART – Fan made drawing of a Sideshow Bob as a merman drowning Bart, the idea for which originally came in a dream.
20th January – Another Simpsons dream:
Dream 5! Ohh yeah, we’re getting into the big numbers now! I was in our conservatory. I was with my brother, and a man who looked like one of the characters for the Simpsons. We were about to get filmed for an episode. It went well, so I went to watch the premiere. I looked like a Simpson!
That’s just what you’d look like if you were a cartoon character.
You Built What?! A Wearable LED Television – Remember that guy from last summer who built a television into a coat and had The Simpsons playing on it? He’s back, this time with a shirt that also plays The Simpsons. Excelsior to you, David Forbes. (via)
Obituary: Phil Hartman – Our old friend Gran2 has started a new blog called “Late Obituaries”. It’s either obituaries written long after the person dies, or an obituary for the genre of obituaries. This is the first post, and it strong suggests the former. That is a great picture of Hartman.
Bidding war over dried glue that looks like Homer Simpson. Sort of. – When this ends, I just picture the two guys who bid thousands for it giggling and running away when one of them wins as the auctioneer has to ask, “Yes, were there any serious bids for this item?”
Fascinating contest in store – Somewhere in New Zealand there is a racing greyhound named Sideshow Bob:
Secondly, the potent Dave and Jean Fahey Canterbury training partnership provided the quinella in both of those heats, although one of them (Sideshow Bob) has since been an injury-enforced scratching.
I really wish there was a picture.
Valentine’s Day Card – Awesome homemade “Choo Choo Choose” Valentine’s Day card.
LEGO-Can you guess what they are? – The Simpsons one is very minimalist and cool, but for giggle factor the champion has to be Lego Princess Leia photocopying her own butt.
Not Even Selma Will Have Him – Memebase – Forever alone!
Cartoon Pick of the Day: The Simpsons: Maggie Makes Three – Very nice writeup of “And Maggie Makes Three”.
Top 10 TV Theme Tunes – There’s a lot of good YouTube here, as well as more British shows than you usually see on lists like this. And, of course, we all know what’s at #1.
CAN’T SLEEP – Very Demotivational – That bed never gets old.
Leading News Resource of Pakistan – Last week I made fun of Zombie Simpsons for basically airing a free commercial for Cinnabon with their barely disguised “Cinnabun”. Here’s why they deserve your scorn:
‘Cinnabon’ opens newest location in Karachi
Homer Simpson loves them. Jerry Seinfeld wants to marry them. And now Karachi residents can enjoy the world famous cinnamon rolls filled with the company’s signature Makara Cinnamon.
Somebody’s using it to actually pimp Cinnabon in Pakistan. This never happened with Duff or Buzz.
Station / Estación # 10: Obrera – Click through for some excellent graffiti of Homer and Bart near a metro station in Mexico City.
These are the bricks you’re looking for – A take on the evolution of Lego, with a particular knock at a Zombie Simpsons’ joke from a couple of weeks ago.
Marge and Lisa Simpson Loves Donatella and Allegra Versace. Fashion Simpsons – From the same site as last week’s fashion mashups.
The GOP’s Seemingly Never-Ending Debates – Poor usage:
Apart from global appeal, intentional comedy, puckish charm and hints of a first-rate mind operating under a veneer of stupidity, Sarah Palin has something in common with Bart Simpson. I’m specifically talking about the scene where Grandpa, forced to babysit the kids, refers to a note card provided to him by Marge. It reads: “Always do the opposite of what Bart says.” Too bad the GOP isn’t as smart as Abe Simpson.
That manages to get the quote wrong and the character wrong, and that’s always poor usage.
My Favourite Cartoon Character – Cool fan made computer animated Lisa.
Nice Bart Simpson pictures – There’s two here. There’s a boring one of a Bartman statue at Comic Con 2009. The cool one is a homemade Bart figurine from Mexico.
Brits want to use bees as security guards to protect historic site – Excellent page whoring usage, io9:
Vandals are damaging a historic site in Wales, and its operators have come up with an ingenious solution: protect the place with bees. This should work, for as noted bee expert Homer Simpson once observed, bees will bite your bottom, and then your bottom’s big.
Got a dumb story with no hook? Gin up a tenuous Simpsons connection and put a picture of Homer on it. Denton has taught you well, young one.
The 15 Best Band Cameos on TV – Good list here. There’s lots of YouTube, and Simpsons makes it three times, for Smashing Pumpkins, The Ramones, and The Beatles, which comes in at #1.
First You Get the Sugar: The name might confuse, but the music doesn’t – Speaking of bands and the show, here’s another band that took it’s name from an episode:
“People in tune with The Simpsons get it pretty quick,” observes drummer Daniel Moscovitch.
“While others still don’t understand what it is,” chimes in guitarist Adam Kagan. “Which is good – I say go rent Scarface, then watch The Simpsons, and then you’ll understand.”
Australia Day…In 10 Words « In 10 Words – That scene in “Bart vs. Australia” was the only good thing to come out of Crocodile Dundee, and they made two sequels!
Homer Simpson Kills Ned Flanders by ~darthraner83 on deviantART – Fan art of Homer eating a donut after having just casually beheaded Flanders with a lightsaber. Definitely works better than a pipe.
Bart Simpson by ~katval1 on deviantART – Fan art of a slightly disturbing, goggle-eyed Bart.
Lisa Simpson by ~aquariano186 on deviantART – Speaking of disturbing, here’s fan art of a grown up Lisa with an undersized head and an oddly placed bust.
Simpsons scratchboard art by Edwin Vazquez – Lots more than just Simpsons characters here, very neat. The urinating Mickey Mouse is particularly depraved looking.
Man wins €680,000 with one-euro football accumulator bet – Excellent reference:
Anyone who has seen The Simpsons episode where Monty Burns opens a casino knows that betting is evil, and Gamblor will ensnare you with his neon claws if you partake.
Gambling is the finest thing a person can do.
Rangers’ Rookie Hagelin Honed His Skills as a Standout at Michigan – Another NHL player who likes the show:
Hagelin’s adjustment from Sweden to the United States was surprisingly smooth. He was already fluent in English, having learned the language in school and through daily viewings of “The Simpsons” and “That ’70s Show.”
“In Sweden, they broadcast the American shows in English with Swedish subtitles, whereas in many European countries they dub them,” Hagelin said. “Watching those shows in English was big for me.”
The Simpsons Trivia Game – A free, 1500 question Simpsons trivia game for Android.
Billy Cundiff: An Open Letter to the Baltimore Ravens’ Latest Scapegoat – Lenny actually says “Everybody” not “Everyone”, but this is still excellent usage:
To borrow a line from The Simpsons, "Everyone makes mistakes: that’s why they put erasers on pencils."
Poor Billy Cundiff.
Family Guy (And Other Controversial Cartoons) – A Family Guy review that agrees with us:
They parody songs, popular sayings, celebrities and other cartoons (such as The Simpsons… And how it’s not been funny since you were 13 – sad but true).
Indeed, sad and true.
30 Rock: Best Comedy on TV or Stuck in Cruise Control? – And here’s a review of 30 Rock that agrees with us:
I get the argument of, ‘Come on, 30 Rock should challenge itself and try something different.’ But look what happened to a show like The Simpsons. That was the funniest show on TV for about 10 years, but its style definitely started to change, and it got terrible, and quite frankly, I cringe when I see ads for an upcoming episode today. And trust me — this is coming from a die hard Simpsons fan back in the day.
And I guess that’s my point. I’m sure after 10-12 years, the creative team of The Simpsons needed to try something else with the show. It didn’t work. Okay, fair enough. Let’s move on. But that show is still on the air today, and it’s getting progressively worse, completely losing what made it so brilliant in the first place. At this point, stop trying to change it, and just end it.
Five TV Shows That Changed The World – Finally, here’s as excellent a one paragraph summary as you will ever read:
The Simpsons (1989-today)
Fully explaining the impact of The Simpsons in anything less than a massive leather bound tome is nearly impossible, considering the brilliant creative minds it has bestowed upon the world (Brad Bird! Conan O’Brien! Greg Daniels!), the countless shows it has influenced (South Park! Family Guy! Every show that’s ever been on Adult Swim!), and the staggering number of classic episodes it is responsible for (“Marge vs The Monorail!” “Homer at the Bat!” “Cape Feare!”). The “Golden Age” of The Simpsons is nearly a decade’s worth of sharp satire, breaking down every facet of American culture into hilarious, endlessly quotable, and sometimes even touching animated half-hours. Without The Simpsons, cartoons may have always been socially unacceptable for people over the age of 12 to watch. That an entire generation is growing up with a watered down, way-past-its-prime version of TV’s greatest dysfunctional cartoon family is a shame, but the first ten seasons of The Simpsons remain mandatory viewing for the pop culture fiends of the future.