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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 2 Comments
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“I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life.  I am going to win this lottery.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, the odds are three-hundred-and-eighty million to one.” – Marge Simpson
“Correction, three-hundred-and-eighty million to fifty!” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to #Simpsons classic “Dog of Death”!  Original airdate 12 March 1992.

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  1. 1 The Byronic Man
    12 March 2012 at 8:30 am

    I bet if he hadn’t burned that copy of Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” he’d have had a better chance.


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