Quote of the Day

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“Bart, Lisa, time for church!” – Marge Simpson
“Milhouse, time for church!” – Luann van Houten
“Shlomo, time for your violin lesson!” – Jewish Guy

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Chris
    8 April 2012 at 1:11 pm

    You’d better hope there’s no ZS writers reading this, else Shlomo will be back next season as Mr. Smithers’ long-lost nephew or something.

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