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Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Homer . . . wing me another one of them, ah . . . burgers, would you?  Can’t quite seem to . . . stand up under my own power anymore.” – Chief Wiggum

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1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Chris
    10 April 2012 at 1:18 pm

    Another whopper for the copper..


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