06
Jul
12

Quote of the Day

Homer at the Bat6

“It all started last year during a terrible thunderstorm when I locked myself out of the house.  Sheltering myself with a large piece of sheet metal, I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find!” – Homer Simpson


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    6 July 2012 at 9:47 am

    But tall trees and metal attract lightning! No wonder he used to be named Captain Wacky,


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