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Quote of the Day

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“You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common . . . uh, um, you both got swindled by that telemarketing scam.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, it’s not a swindle.  What you do is, see, you give ’em all your credit card numbers, and if one of them is lucky, they’ll send you a prize.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“I was just happy to talk to someone on the phone.” – Jacqueline Bouvier

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