Quote of the Day

Butter Duds

“I’m sorry, but we’re not supposed to put butter on the Milk Duds.” – Teenager
“You’re not supposed to go to the bathroom without washing your hands either.” – Homer Simpson
“Touche.” – Teenager
“To the top, please. . . . Swim, my pretties.” – Homer Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Patrick
    13 July 2012 at 9:23 am

    a quote from season 11 :O (well to be fair it’s a season 10 holdover) but still

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