14
Jul
12

Quote of the Day

Marge in Chains9

“Now, Marge, you’ve come to the right place.  By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey.  Better cut down there, smokey, ha ha ha.” – Lionel Hutz
“Mr. Hutz-” – Marge Simpson
“Look, he’s taking another puff!” – Lionel Hutz



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