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Quote of the Day

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3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 D.N.
    15 July 2012 at 7:24 pm

    I love how seedy Shelbyville Manhattan looks, even before he announces his cousin-marrying predilection.

    • 2 PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!
      15 July 2012 at 10:52 pm

      I….I thought that was the whole point of this journey.

      The befuddlement was voiced so well too.

    • 3 Charlie Sweatpants
      16 July 2012 at 11:16 am

      Everything about him from his name to his appearance to what he wants to do is, as you said, seedy. He’s a great one-off character.


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