28
Jul
12

Quote of the Day

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“This may take awhile, Smithers.  Why don’t you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?” – C.M. Burns
“I’ll be a one man conga line.” – Mr. Smithers



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  • “Milhouse told me my meatloaf ‘sucks’. He must’ve gotten that from your little boy, because they certainly don’t say that word on TV.” // 2 days ago
  • “Oh, ‘meltdown’, it’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.” – Burns http://t.co/3WDoaibUKj // 2 days ago
  • “She says you’re a bad influence.” – Milhouse “Bad influence my butt! How many times have I told you? Never listen to your mother!” – Bart // 2 days ago

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