“Bart, I’m sorry I’m going to miss your public humiliation, but the Wolumbaloo Dirt Monument is just too exciting to pass up!” – Lisa Simpson
This week we’ve got two art items from the Southern Hemisphere, an Australian art show and some excellent Argentine graffiti. There’s also a ton of usage, a good example of how not to invoke Sideshow Bob, and absolutely nothing about upcoming guest voices or episodes from Season 24. It’ll be here soon enough, no point in hastening it.
ARThive: Artists wanted for THIS IS NOT BART : MONEY’S 2 TIGHT FOR STEAK – Last year’s Simpsons themed art exhibition in Australia was popular enough that they’re bringing it back for a second year, and it’s Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week. Grant Hunter, one of the artists involved, was kind enough to e-mail me and let me know about it, and if you’re in or around Newcastle in New South Wales, you can not only attend, but participate:
You *must* email firstname.lastname@example.org to register. Spaces are extremely limited, though we will try to include everybody.
All submissions due at ARThive by SEPTEMBER 19 with $10 entry fee. Submissions may be rejected at the discretion of our curatorial overlords, so if you’re going to stuff us around heaps make sure your work is really really super good and worth it or else.
Cool. The show doesn’t open until the end of September, but until then there’s an excellent slideshow of pieces from last year.
Awesome Bart Simpson Tattoo Art and More by Logan Morrison – Pretty much what it says. The tattoo design in question is of a shirtless and heavily tattooed Bart. Great idea, except that Bart’s arm really should have a “Mother” or at least a “Moth” tattoo.
Life Imitates Art – A real life Herschel Krustofsky. Keep at it, kid!
There’s no link for this one, but in response to all of last week’s foreign graffiti, reader Catherine sent in this image all the way from Buenos Aires:
The text reads “I accept the terms and conditions”. Ha! Thanks, Catherine!
10 of the Greatest ‘Simpsons’ Movie References – Lots of animated .gifs here and not even a whiff of Zombie Simpsons.
Hurricane Isaac…In 10 Words – Somehow the animals are always the first to know.
Whatever Happened To The Simpsons? – The title isn’t referring to the show, but rather to the fact that they haven’t put out any new Simpsons trading cards in a decade. There is a great image gallery of the old Simpsons trading cards too.
Chick-Fil-Gay: The Inevitability of Marriage Equality – Excellent usage:
What the clip doesn’t include is Bart and Lisa rushing in trying to retrieve the pink elephant. Once they have the balloon back, the head gay republican hands Lisa a bumper sticker.
“A gay president for 2084?” she reads.
“We’re realistic” he states simply.
I’ve always liked that joke, but have we really forgotten the Buchanan administration already?
Procrastinating – Well done:
I should have read more of The Merchant of Venice today, but instead I took walks and did some food shopping and organized my home a bit.
Oh, and I watched a few episodes of The Simpsons. From 5:00 – 8:00 pm you can catch, like, five episodes, easily.
One of my favorite parts of the Ortved book was when someone remembered that George Meyer and company had attempted to calculate the ideal ratio of goofing off to real work for maximum productivity, and it was like 2:1 in favor of goofing off.
louisiana saturday night – Excellent usage:
Once we were finally settled into our cozy abode near the heart of the French Quarter everything began to come up Milhouse.
Bye bye Hippie Wall – A Simpson painting done for a kid’s bedroom is finally going to have to come down, but it will live forever on the internet.
Neil Armstrong…In 10 Words – I don’t think this contest is over yet, Buzz, if that is your real name.
Unscripted ‘violence:’ Simpsons’ Itchy and Scratchy Show cut from Russian broadcasts – Something tells me that cartoons (South Park is mentioned as well) aren’t the main motivation behind this:
The law was written with a view to protecting children and young adults from “information detrimental to their health and development,” and calls for anything screened on television to have a clear-cut age restriction policy.
Popular American animated series the Simpsons, for example, will have to say goodbye to The Itchy and Scratchy show – an integral show-within-the-show piece turning the traditional triumph of good over evil on its head.
BBH Challenges You to Restore Your Own ‘Ecce Homo’ – That painting of Jesus that was restored a bit too enthusiastically is now being used by advertisers, including a Homer example.
English Composition Syllabus or Comp So Hard The Registrar Wanna Fine Me – There are some lucky students at the University of Indianapolis:
Wednesday October 24
The Simpsons “Marge vs. Itchy and Scratchy”
The actual episode title is “Itchy & Scratchy & Marge”, but that is a fantastic piece of writing, and probably older than most of the students, so I’m glad someone is forcing them to watch it. The irony of the last scene will hopefully not be lost on them.
Venetians Turn Down Fashion Mogul Pierre Cardin’s $3-Billion “Palace of Light” Skyscraper – Excellent reference:
In an early episode of the Simpsons, Homer Simpson presents a bowling ball to his wife Marge for her birthday. It is made comically obvious to the show’s budding audience that the bowling ball — engraved with the name “Homer” — is intended to return right back to the hand of its giver. Just as Homer’s self-reflexive generosity enrages Marge, in Venice, where Italian-born French fashion designer Pierre Cardin has proposed an 800-foot-tall luxury skyscraper of his own design to bolster the local economy, the intended beneficiaries have voiced immediate skepticism.
Simpsons5: Ned Flanders Cubee by ~TheFlyingDachshund on deviantART – Just what it says.
Lisa Simpson by ~Mister-Darkness on deviantART – Again, just what it says.
Breaking Down the Origin of Minor League Baseball’s 7 Strangest Team Names – Lots of Simpsons baseball references are used as the hook on this otherwise unremarkable internet list.
Five Great Adult Cartoons – The Simpsons actually isn’t on the list here, just acknowledged as the forerunner of the ones that are. And it’s nice to see some love for The Boondocks, Season 4 of which needs to start airing as soon as possible.
Lucky there’s a family guyyyyy… – Cupcakes with Bart, Maggie, Pikachu, Stewie Griffin and Patrick from Spongebob. Excellent variety.
The Inaccuracies of the IQ – Excellent usage:
There is, though, something else people have to understand about I.Q. tests. If you’re a Simpsons fan, you’ll remember the second full episode of the Simpsons, “Bart the Genius.” Remember how the kids take an I.Q. test in school and Mrs. Krabappel tells them, “They… determine your future social status and financial success.”
The full quote is “They merely determine your future social status and financial success . . . if any.”
Will The Ignorance Ever Stop? – Probably not anytime soon:
Let me share with you what sparked this post….
A guy that I have worked with on and off for at least 6 years now, who has only ever known me with natural hair says to me last week “So I see you rocking that Side Show Bob today?” I ponder… Is this a real question? Does he want a real answer?*akward pause* When I don’t respond or laugh, he nervously laughs and asks “You do know who Side Show Bob is right? With a half-smile/smirk, blank stare, and a tinge of annoyance on my face, I shake my head yes barely looking up from my phone. I was not insulted. I was more annoyed by the ignorance of it all. I mean really here you have a 30 something year old man making references from “The Simpsons” about my hair….REALLY!!!!!!
I have a Google Alert set up for “Sideshow Bob”, and any time anyone has even the tiniest bit of fro, someone on-line (often a professional at a real publication) will break out Sideshow Bob, even when it looks nothing like him.
Ask Sideshow Bob! by ~PlanetHannah on deviantART – It almost looks like he’s hosting a new segment dedicated to pre-adolescent turmoil. Bravo.
Top 5 TV Series (and Seasons) – Season 4 makes the cut.
The Simpsons Homer Buddha Toy by Kidrobot – That’s mildly clever, mildly blasphemous, and not worth even half of the $50 asking price.
The Simpsons 500th Episode Review – The craptacular 500th episode finally made it (legally) to Britain, which prompted this enjoyable negative review:
The point of this episode? Nothing really. How realistic is this episode? As realistic as Batman. Does it indirectly cover important affairs that affect normal peoples lives? Not at all.
That also agrees with us:
The Simpsons as we know it are not the same any more. There has been a mammoth decline in quality over the years but you would have expected that the 500th episode would be slightly better. Unfortunately, after watching the episode, I found myself thinking ‘What the hell?’, putting it in a nice way.
No need to be nice. It just sucks.