26
Aug
12

Quote of the Day

Armstrong's Defining Moment

“Dad, I agree that Bart should be punished, but the Itchy and Scratchy movie is the defining event of our generation.  How would you have liked it if someone told you that you couldn’t watch the moon landing?” – Lisa Simpson
“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” – Neil Armstrong
“Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you.” – Homer Simpson

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5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Son of Duane
    26 August 2012 at 9:17 am

    Not sure if it was a coincidence or planned, but this episode aired on TV where I live.

    • 2 P. Piggly Hogswine
      26 August 2012 at 6:11 pm

      Same, saw some bits from it yesterday morning. The bit where Homer pushes aside all the children to get to the ice cream van will always have me in tears.

  2. 4 Guy Incognito
    26 August 2012 at 8:15 pm

    R.I.P Neil

  3. 5 The Glory of Being a Clown
    26 August 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Maybe he did have the right…what’s that stuff called?


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