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Wow, this blog’s been around almost four years and you’ve just now gotten to one of the most classic quotes ever said on the show? Just goes to show how many amazing lines there have been over eight/nine years of gold.
Very true. Its a spectacular line on all levels.
It’s a great bit, but it’s made YouTube comments on Simpsons videos nearly unbearable.
A great line, oft repeated on the World Wide Internet even in this day and age by tweens and spleens alike, from Reddit to YouTube. Shows to go how much this show still rings around the rosy in peo’s minds today.