08
Oct
12

Quote of the Day

Theology of Homer

“I can’t believe you’re giving up church, Homer.” – Marge Simpson
“Hey, what’s the big deal about going to some building every Sunday?  I mean, isn’t God everywhere?” – Homer Simpson
“Amen, brother.” – Bart Simpson
“And don’t you think that the Almighty has better things to worry about than where one little guy spends one measly hour of his week?” – Homer Simpson
“Tell it, Daddy!” – Bart Simpson
“And what if we picked the wrong religion?  Every week we’re just making God madder and madder.” – Homer Simpson
“Testify!” – Bart Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer the Heretic”!  Original airdate 8 October 1992.

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2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Lyle Lanley
    9 October 2012 at 4:08 am

    “I’m never going to church again!”

    “Homer! Are you actually giving up your faith?”

    “No! No no no no no no… Well, yes.”

  2. 2 abra cadaver
    17 October 2012 at 3:25 am

    Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I’d like you to remember Matthew 7:26.
    “A foolish man who who built his house on sand.”
    Homer: And YOU remember… Matthew ………… 21:17!
    Rev. Lovejoy: “And he left them and went out of the city into
    Bethany and he lodged there”?
    Homer: Yeah… [regains his nerve] Think about it!


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