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Quote of the Day

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“Oh, Homer, this is awful.” – Marge Simpson
“Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes would bring grave misfortune.  I thought he was just being colorful.” – Homer Simpson


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 abra cadaver
    15 October 2012 at 8:23 pm

    Come on, pal, I don’t want to hear your life story. Paw me!


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