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Oct
12

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 2 Comments
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“Well, class, the history of our country has been changed again to correspond with Bart’s answers on yesterday’s test.  America was now discovered in 1942 by ‘some guy’, and our country isn’t called America anymore, it’s ‘bonerland’.” – Mrs. Krabappel

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  1. 1 abra cadaver
    23 October 2012 at 4:48 am

    sounds about right…

  2. 2 United states flags
    1 November 2012 at 5:28 am

    The best answer is ‘some guy’. This is actually quite hilarious. Only Bart could write these answers.


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