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Dealing with whiny little brats screaming and shitting themselves makes me want to take Homer’s advice and destroy them with an axe. A flyman would probably be less disgusting than a real child around Bart or Lisa’s age, and definitely much less disgusting than one around Maggie’s age.
Agreed. I just watched “I Married Marge” for the thousandth time, and I always liked how — as much as Homer and Marge love their children — they are both (BOTH — even Marge!) super-happy that she’s not pregnant… because they won’t have to put up with all the bullshit of raising another kid. Heh!
Charlie, this might be old news (cuz 2011 is old!) but I just randomly discovered it while looking up some itchy and scratchy stuff on google. Either way, I know you love when the Simpsons predicts the future, even if this concept isn’t as earth-shattering as some of the other stuff that’s happened. Still, I present the real-life RESERVOIR CATS: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2306707/
Alright alright it your sugar Bart