“Hey, kids, lots of candy left for breakfast!” – Homer Simpson
“Ugh.” – Bart & Lisa Simpson
“Why don’t we give it to some needy children then?” – Marge Simpson
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The way they weakly move forward to cling to their candy is so adorable. Back when Bart and Lisa acted like real children.
Maybe if you are tired of doing The Simpsons, you should move on to the new Saturday animation block and comment on it. I saw that Axe Cop Halloween short and thought it was kind of weird and funny, so I am curious about that.