“Man alive, what a stink-o thousand years: blimp wrecks, teenagers . . . then again we had two teevee shows with Andy Griffith!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
For the second week in a row there’s just not much cooking on the internet. But while Simpsons fandom may take it slow from time to time, it never sleeps, and this week we’ve got two links to people saying goodbye to the last year with some very similar Simpsons flair. There’s also a bunch of great fan art, an electronic remix of the theme song, the Prime Minister of Canada’s Twitter aide engaging in some playful banter with Homer Simpson’s Twitter aide, a couple of fine people who agree with us, a foul person who stole an inflatable Homer Santa from a church in Britain, and plenty of other little tidbits of Simpsons fandom.
Me and my friends bro tat! Click for the best… – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is this set of three matching Hank Scorpio tattoos on the legs of three friends. It’s also a great choice of Scorpio image, with his shit eating grin right after he tells Homer that he didn’t even hand over his coat. Fantastic. (via @DailySimpsons)
No Matter How Bad It Gets, I Can’t Quit Homer Simpson – I respectfully disagree:
I had an argument recently with a few fellow Simpsons fans—the kind that refuse to watch any episode that aired after the Clinton administration. They love this show as much as I do—the best episodes are in their bones—and yet they gave up on it over a decade ago. I’ve never been one of those. Just like Marge Simpson, I stuck by the old warhorse, through bad years and worse years and the years where they thought it was a good idea to have Lady Gaga guest star.
Yes, the show is better now than it was a decade ago.
The author goes on to praise some of the episodes from this season, but I’m still not buying it. This is just a rendition on the perpetually misguided “it’s getting better” argument that is one of the last refuges of Zombie Simpsons defenders. It wasn’t true three years ago, and it isn’t true now.
Who Watches the Simpsons? by *TonyDennison on deviantART – Great drawing of the Simpsons as the Watchmen. Lisa as Ozymandias with Snowball II as Bubastis is a great touch, as is the bloodstain on the donut in the title. (Thanks to reader Robert K for sending this in!)
Moe -The Simpsons by ~serushins on deviantART – Manga style drawing of Moe with an awesomely angry/grumpy/spiteful look on his face. (Thanks again to Robert K!)
The 2012 End of The World…In 10 Words – This is the end . . . of high prices.
A Fresh Start – I can’t believe I didn’t see this in more places, but while I usually find Comic Book Guy images of “Worst X Ever” lame, “Worst Apocalypse Ever” is pretty funny.
The Worst – It’s another “Worst Apocalypse Ever”, and what makes it noteworthy is that it while it uses the same Comic Book Guy pose and the exact same phrasing, it’s a different picture. That’s how you know something has reached total cultural penetration, when multiple people do the exact same thing independently. It’s convergent social evolution.
Successful First Generation Immigrants Go to Law School – Now this is a good way to approach life:
There is a good chance that there is a lot wrong with me. But I like to think of myself as Mr. Burns in The Simpsons: all these little sicknesses fight to cause me harm, but there are so many of them that they get entangled amongst themselves, and fail to hurt me.
Weekend Remix: Well This Ain’t Shelbyville – A remix of the theme song:
I would never expect The Simpsons theme — probably one of the most recognizable openings in television today — to experience some type of electronica makeover. But that’s exactly what happened with Kiwistar’s remix. And boy is it a fun trip.
Somehow, Kiwistar managed to blend in some neat jungle jazz with the bright original opening, almost as if it was all naturally meant to come together. The song begins with its own unique groove with no clue as to how the opening is going to fit into this audio puzzle.
But when that familiar melody does manage to slide in, you can’t help but admire how seamless the transition is.
You can listen to it for yourself here.
Holiday Bacon Summit – That official Homer Simpson Twitter account sucks ass, but apparently it and the Prime Minister of Canada (all tucked away down there) shared a love of bacon with the world. That exchange prompted this:
Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took time out of his busy schedule this afternoon to discuss bacon with Homer Simpson. I expect this to be featured on every Canadian news program or I’m leaving the country.
Stuart’s always slacking off – I stand by my hiring practices.
Simpsons’ Yeardley Smith Donates $25K To Group Challenging Prop 8 – The headline says it all. Well done, Lisa.
Homer Simpson stolen from Manchester church – You bastards:
Ivy Manchester Church, on Barlow Moor Road, Didsbury, said the illuminated inflatable was last seen on Thursday.
Members at the church think the figure, which had been up for two weeks, was taken between 01:00 and 08:00 GMT.
Church leader Anthony Delaney has promised a reward of a box of mince pies for any information.
He said: "He had become a bit of a local landmark, we were starting to say that we were the church with the Homer on the roof.
"I went to check it in the morning and he had gone, so we are all feeling a bit deflated.
"We would forgive whoever it was that took it if they brought it back, in the spirit of Christian Christmas forgiveness."
I’m generally pro-stealing from churches, but that is just awful. There is a picture of what it looked like before it got stolen at the link.
Some wise words from Marge Simpson in 1994 – The show was always ahead of its time.
She Wears Fashion – UK Fashion blog: BART SIMPSON! – Another model wearing a shirt from that high fashion Bart Simpson line.
While I can honestly say I’ve told you the truth, I may not have told you all of it. – I rather liked The Hobbit, but not this much:
As I write this I’ve been home for about an hour, and I’m still absorbing everything. Plus it’s getting to be past my bedtime and I have work tomorrow. And I kind of feel like this -
Homer always cracks me up there.
Happy Birthday Harry – A nice little birthday wish for Harry Shearer:
Harry Julius Shearer seems to be good value for money; he was hired to provide voices for the cartoon series, The Simpsons and has since provided voices for: Mr Burns, Smithers, Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner, Otto, Reverend Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert, Kent Brockman, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Lenny, McBain, Scratchy, Judge Snyder and several other minor and guest characters.
All I Want for Christmas – My Top Ten Christmas Episodes – “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” and Futurama’s “Xmas Story” both make the cut here.
TV Tuesday: The 5 biggest TV Grinches – Burns makes it at #4 here.
Boo-runs – Heh.
Welcome to my world 24 – Also heh.
TV Thursday #9: Which bag? – Don’t you want your sugar bag?
Can I Borrow a Feeling? – Someone else who agrees with us (plus YouTube):
Took me a day to remember the episode but when I did I was cracking up the whole day and night. I like this era of Simpson’s. The really early ones when they were on the Tracy Ullman Show weren’t that great at all and I find they’re getting desperate for laughs in the last decade.
Indeed they are.
Milking The Shark: TV As Vapid Cash Cow – And finally, someone who agrees with us by not only citing Zombie Simpsons as an example of the horrors of show running too long, but also invented a new term: “milking the shark”. That’s as good a way to describe it as I’ve seen.