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Quote of the Day

Secrets of a Successful Marriage6

“If you feel so bad about yourself, there’s always things you can do to feel better.” – Marge Simpson
“Take another bath in malt liquor?” – Homer Simpson
“There’s that.” – Marge Simpson

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2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 11 January 2013 at 10:49 am

    “What is a wedding? Well, Webster’s Dictionary defines a wedding as, “the process of removing weeds from one’s garden.”

  2. 2 Anonymous
    11 January 2013 at 3:11 pm

    Very weird. My Fox affiliate, which shows 99% Zombie episodes, aired this last night!


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