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13

Quote of the Day

Whacking Day9

“Bart, I’d like you to read this copy of Johnny Tremain, it’s a book I read as a girl.” – Marge Simpson
“A book?  Pfft.” – Bart Simpson
“I think you might like this.  It’s about a boy who goes to war, his hand is deformed in an accident.” – Marge Simpson
“Deformed?  Why didn’t you say so?  They should call this book Johnny Deformed.” – Bart Simpson


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Residents Fan
    19 January 2013 at 5:08 pm

    Several years ago, while on holiday in the beautiful city of Boston, I bought a copy of
    “Johnny Tremain” to take back to my native Ireland. It was a present for my cousin (she loves historical novels). As I paid for it I mentioned “Remember this book was mentioned in “The Simpsons?””

    “Oh really? I didn’t know that” said the assistant.

    I repeated Bart’s line about “Johnny Deformed” and we both laughed.

    We were two complete strangers, and yet a joke from vintage ” Simpsons” was enough
    to unite us in laughter.


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