15
May
13

Quote of the Day

Dr. Joyce Brothers (The Naked Gun)

“Tonight on Smartline, the power plant strike: argle-bargle or foofaraw?  With us tonight are plant owner C.M. Burns, union kingpin Homer Simpson, and talk show mainstay Dr. Joyce Brothers.” – Kent Brockman
“I brought my own mike.” – Dr. Joyce Brothers


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    15 May 2013 at 7:11 pm

    “Union kingpin Homer Simpson” I crack up every time I hear this, not even sure why.

  2. 2 FireFlower
    15 May 2013 at 7:44 pm

    I knew you woulld post this when I heard that she died.

  3. 3 RaikoLives
    15 May 2013 at 8:25 pm

    This is almost always where I first hear about celebrities having died. Goes to prove 3 things:
    1) The Illustrious Charlie is very quick on the old postaroony-doony.
    2) I should really read/watch more news.
    3) There’s a Simpsons quote for every moment in life. Every. Single. One.
    RIP Dr Joyce Brothers… Living in Australia I never actually saw you on anything but the Simpsons this one time.


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