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Jul
13

Quote of the Day

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“Tell you what, Simpson, I won’t fail you if you join one of those pee-wee teams outside the school.” – Gym Teacher
“You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into vicious competition to compensate for their own failed dreams of glory?” – Lisa Simpson
“Look, I don’t need this.  I inhaled my favorite whistle this morning.” – Gym Teacher


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 10 July 2013 at 10:47 am

    This scene gave the world one of my favorite DVD commentary quotes. They get confused over who did the gym teacher’s voice – Matt Groening points out that the fact sheet credits Maggie Roswell, even though it’s clearly Tress MacNeille. To which David Mirkin replies “I know, but these things are often wrong and written by drunks.”

  2. 2 monoceros4
    10 July 2013 at 12:22 pm

    A pretty funny episode, this one, but Homer is absolutely unbearable in it (without even the consolation of a token redemption.)


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