Quote of the Day

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“Robert, if released would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?” – Lawyer
“Bart Simpson?  The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine soaked hell hole?” – Sideshow Bob
“Uh, we object to the term ‘urine soaked hell hole’ when you could’ve said ‘pee pee soaked heck hole’.” – Parole Officer
“Cheerfully withdrawn.” – Sideshow Bob

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 11 July 2013 at 11:57 am

    “Why, it’s German for ‘The Bart, The.'”

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