Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand

10
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Homer and Apu15

“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No. . . . Oh, wait . . . now we are.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

09
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show12

“Hey, Krusty, you look great!  You get your teeth bleached?” – Roger Meyers Jr.
“Yeah, it’s a new kind of polymer treatment-hey, shut up!” – Krusty the Klown

08
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

CatchAFootball

“Hey, look, there’s a big crowd to welcome us back!  Even though we lost.” – Football Player
“Hey, I’ll give you something to cry about, you loser!  You can’t catch a football?  Let’s see if you can catch a rock!” – Moe

07
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Lisa the Greek20

“Hey, Homer, didn’t you say if Duff Dry wins your daughter loves you?” – Barney Gumble
“Not Duff Dry, Washington!” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, okay, they’re both great teams.” – Barney Gumble

06
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Saddlesore Galactica3

“See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt.” – Marge Simpson
“I didn’t say they couldn’t, I said you shouldn’t.” – Marge Simpson

05
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Bart's Comet14

“Now, this morning we’re going to mapping a small square of sky that’s thought to be empty.  It’s my hope that it’s not.” – Principal Skinner

04
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

HerIdeaofWit

“I’ll be there with bells on!” – Marge Simpson
“Bells?  Where exactly will you be attaching them to that mangled Chanel suit?” – Susan
“Oh, don’t worry, Marge, her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation, humorously phrased, and delivered with impeccable timing.” – Evelyn

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield”! Original airdate 4 February 1996.




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