“Evening, Moe.” – Eddie
“Want some pretzels?” – Moe
“No, thanks, we’re on duty. Couple beers’d be nice, though.” – Eddie
“That’ll be two bucks, boys. . . . Just kidding.” – Moe
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“Eww, this place has got old man stink!” – Hitman
“Oh.” – C.M. Burns
“Don’t listen to him, sir. You’ve got an enchanting musk.” – Mr. Smithers
I never bothered to watch the Lady Gaga episode a second time, so this comparison may be a little looser than I think it is, but the Elon Musk episode sure felt a lot like it. A mega famous person arrives out of nowhere in Springfield (Gaga in a giant train, Musk in a spaceship that lands in the Simpsons backyard), crazy shit happens for a little while, then the mega famous person leaves. There isn’t anything that remotely resembles story, conflict or satire, and the jokes, for whatever little they’re worth, are mostly just exaggerated plays on that mega famous person. Lady Gaga had a crazy bra, Elon Musk has self packing luggage, har har.
Even by Zombie Simpsons standards, this one was disorganized and scatterbrained, so buckle up.
– No couch gag.
– Homer just showed up to hold up a quarter against an eagle.
– Marge is here now too.
– The Eagle has Maggie, and now Homer is punching it.
– “Ha ha, stupid eagle, it wasn’t the mouse we were after, it was you!”
– Oh, good, the broom vs. eagle fight is continuing.
– Homer’s eyeball popped out.
– So, Homer trained the eagle for four weeks?
– And now Elon Musk is descending in a space pod.
– Homer is weeping and bowing now. This is more schizo than usual.
– Lisa is now explaining who Musk is.
– “So, what brings you to Springfield, Mr. Musk?” Exposition Marge is here for us.
– After Musk explains why he’s here, Homer asks him if he’s interested in visiting him at the plant. Musk replies, “I am, and I will”.
– Lisa just read out loud what Musk wrote on a piece of paper. This is also going slower than usual.
– I was going to try to explain what’s happening now, but Lisa did it for me, “He’s taking your Homerisms and turning them into his own great ideas.” This will go on for a while.
– Musk and Homer drove by Lou and Wiggum. There were gunshots.
– Burns is reading suggestions out loud.
– Burns is being happy and nice, always his best traits.
– This Imaginer(sp?) guy interlude was bizarre.
– But it got weirder as Homer and Musk sit on top of the cooling towers.
– Then they hugged.
– “I don’t trust Musk.” Exposition Smithers is trying to move the plot along. I do like that he simply told us how he was feeling instead of us getting to see why he thinks that way, though. It saves time for all the great stuff they’ve got here.
– Smithers just woke Burns up in the middle of the night for some reason. Then the hounds were released indoors.
– So, everyone has self driving cars now. That was unexpected.
– I didn’t see this musical interlude coming.
– Burns just informed us that he’s going to have Musk killed.
– Marge and Homer are in bed. Marge reminded everyone of what’s going on, then Homer described Musk again.
– A bunch of old guys just shot at Musk and Homer. Then Homer told us what just happened.
– Musk is apparently going back to his home planet now.
– But first he built Bart a real lightsaber. Okay.
– And, after some zero-g tears, it’s over. Huh.
Anyway, the numbers are in and they’re about what we expect with no football on. Last night just 3.40 million people wondered why Elon Musk wasn’t doing something more interesting with his time. That’s good for #4 on the all time least watched list and doesn’t auger well for the remaining ten or so episodes this season.
“There’s no way I can beat this girl. She’s the Jack Nicklaus of the pageant circuit.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, I don’t know that she’s as attractive as Jack Nicklaus.” – Marge Simpson
“I meant because they both win all the time, Mom.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, well, yes, that’s what I meant too.” – Marge Simpson
“Wow, a bustling metropolitan newsroom, funneling scoops from all over the globe.” – Lisa Simpson
“Hi, are you interested in a subscription to the Shopper?” – Sales Dude
“Low introductory rates.” – Sales Lady
“No, please, you gotta help old Gil. What’s it gonna take to keep you on the phone? Dance for you? But you wouldn’t even see it. Alright, I’m a dancin’!” – Gil
This week, I make only tangentially relevant complaints about several linked articles: lazy sourcing, inappropriate pageview whoring, and two instances of recycled content that sort of, somehow had something to do with the show. Happily, we’ve got a lot more stuff as well, including more Season 2 breakdowns, a couple of great pieces of fan art, Lego Grampa, and a real life electric hammer.
Snowpiercer: “Sorry Mom, the Mob has spoken!” – How would you cast a dystopian train movie with Simpsons characters? Start with Mr. Burns taking Ed Harris’s part and work backwards. (Thanks to JRC & Diana for e-mailing their post in.)
Bart Vs. Thanksgiving – Our buddy Noah continues his adventures through Season 2.
Dead Putting Society – This is the episode that really turned Flanders into Flanders. It’s not just that he’s richer, nicer, and more popular than Homer, there’s a real guy under there, one who can get pissed off but who’s still relaxed enough to not care about mowing the lawn in his wife’s Sunday dress.
Dancin’ Homer – The original story of degradation and humiliation.
The first time I saw this episode, I honestly thought Mary Bailey was a real governor (I was young, OK?), and I was wondering why the show was kissing this person’s butt so much.
But it’s “Not Just Another State”.
Abe Simpson – Click this. It’s Grampa made out of Legos.
Gr8at: The Simpsons Jokes – Just some gags from the show.
29 Jokes Only “Simpsons” Fans Will Find Funny – This is a Buzzfeed link, so the headline is misleading clickbait and the actual post is mostly a rehash of stuff that’s been floating around forever. That said, there were a couple I’d never seen before.
‘The Simpsons’ creator Matt Groening will attend Saturday screening of his father Homer’s films – The headline tells you pretty much what you need to know. If you’re in or around Portland, tickets are $15.
My Favorite Simpsons Quotes – It’s a twofer, with YouTube.
The Top 5 Best Movie-Inspired Theme Park Rides – The Simpsons ride comes in at #3, but it’s worth the click for the aerial photo of the Harry Potter ride. The castle the visitors see is dwarfed by the warehouse that actually has the ride.
One Image Shows Just How Talented The Simpsons’ Voice Actors Are – This old chart of who does the Simpsons voices was making the rounds this week.
TV’s best shows mostly exist because of crappy sitcom reruns – How reruns of The Simpsons and other shows pay for all those critical darlings. I have no real objection to the article, but I must object to this:
FXX paid so much money — $750 million — for The Simpsons because it knew this, and because The Simpsons was one of the few remaining cash cows without a cable deal.
That link takes you to this:
The deal also is set to make TV history as the priciest off-network pact ever, expected to fetch at least $750 million, and the first one to include full digital rights. The enormous size of the deal — which some say could potentially reach $1 billion if the series keeps producing new seasons — stems from the staggering volume of Simpsons episodes available
Not only is the $750,000,000 number just “expected”, but it also doesn’t have a source. It’s like numbers for how much each cast member makes per episode of Zombie Simpsons: a rumor repeated so many times that people take it as fact. The reality is that nobody outside of News Corp really knows what’s in that deal or how much it’s worth. I get that writers need to cite facts and stuff, but the entertainment press is really sloppy and lazy and publishing these numbers again doesn’t make them any more trustworthy.
Homer Simpson’s Electric Hammer Created In Real Life (video) – Good idea, but sadly it doesn’t appear to actually hammer nails very well.
Dudeoir Photography – Remember when Homer got Homerotic for that boudoir photo shoot? Turns out there’s actually a term for that:
Dudeoir is Boudoir for men wrapped up in the “macho” phrase to make it more appealing to men who are insecure of their masculinity.
“Those are the three notes that kept me in health insurance for 25 years,” composer Danny Elfman says of the opening to The Simpsons theme music.
REVIEW: Mr. Burns a Post-Electric Play at Theater Wit – The Chicago version of the play gets a nice review.
Artist aleXsandro Palombo depicts The Simpsons as Jews in a concentration camp to mark 70th anniversay of Auschwitz liberation – This is that same Italian guy who’s been on a roll with these lately. (Pro tip: if the word “Auschwitz” appears in the headline, maybe don’t make the related stories sexy celebrities and a bikini model so emaciated I can count her ribs.)
Mr Sparkle – Homer Simpson by Lucas Jubb – Fan made Homer, complete with sunshine, stars and those creepy eyes.
Five Questions For A Blogger. (3) – Including some Simpsons love and a .gif of Milhouse petting that nice doggy on the beach.
What I Watched: Week 2 (Jan 11- Jan 17) – This is wise:
The Simpsons is by far my favourite TV show of all time. I own the first 12 seasons and they’re definitely the most watched discs in my collection because I often grab a season and put in whatever disc. This week I was watching some of season 8 which features Homer’s best buddy Frank Grimes (or Grimey, as he liked to be called).
Monday has spoken… – Heh.
Simpsons at its finest – Heh.
Osteology everywhere: Graffiti – Explaining the lack of graffiti in Kazakhstan with “Lemon of Troy”.
That’s a Coconut Cake! Part 1 | You Can’t Have That One, That’s a Coconut Cake – Trying to recreate Agnes’ inviolable cake on a blog named after it. Good luck.
An Open Letter to Great Indian Litterbugs – Never having been to India, I can’t comment much on the main subject here, but there is a .gif of Homer and Bart making garbage angels.