Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand

07
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Lisa the Greek20

“Hey, Homer, didn’t you say if Duff Dry wins your daughter loves you?” – Barney Gumble
“Not Duff Dry, Washington!” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, okay, they’re both great teams.” – Barney Gumble

06
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Saddlesore Galactica3

“See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt.” – Marge Simpson
“I didn’t say they couldn’t, I said you shouldn’t.” – Marge Simpson

05
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Bart's Comet14

“Now, this morning we’re going to mapping a small square of sky that’s thought to be empty.  It’s my hope that it’s not.” – Principal Skinner

04
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

HerIdeaofWit

“I’ll be there with bells on!” – Marge Simpson
“Bells?  Where exactly will you be attaching them to that mangled Chanel suit?” – Susan
“Oh, don’t worry, Marge, her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation, humorously phrased, and delivered with impeccable timing.” – Evelyn

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield”! Original airdate 4 February 1996.

03
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Bart Gets Famous16

“Wow.  Being in show business is like a dream.  We’re really lucky, aren’t we?” – Bart Simpson
“I wish I was dead.” – Stagehand

02
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Mountain of Madness8

“And to show that I’m not playing favorites, both Smithers and I will be participating.  Who knows?  I might be the unlucky one who gets fired. . . . Not bloody likely.” – C.M. Burns

01
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Brother From the Same Planet18

“Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, it’s that record club.  The first nine were only a penny, then they jacked up the price!  It’s not fair.  It’s not fair I tells ya!” – Homer Simpson




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