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11. The Simpsons : I’ve seen nearly every episode from Season 1 and love it so much. But the reason it gets number 11 on my list is that I’ve not seen much of the last series to verify how good it is, and the last few series I have watched, there’s been like 4/5 episodes really good out of 20+ episodes, which is disappointing.
Once a legend now a shadow of what it once was. Just put it out to pasture.
Last week I began my journey through every Simpsons episode from the 90s. I was not allowed to watch the Simpsons growing up, and I can only remember seeing part of one episode as a kid. I have never gone back and watched them until now. After only seeing two, I am very, very excited.
Also as I’ve mentioned before, I am a huge fan of cartoons. Love ‘em. I don’t get the chance to watch them as often as I used to. My favorite animated show ever (and my favorite show ever) is The Simpsons. I still watch it every week, even though the best season was season 8. This is an inarguable fact. That was 17 seasons ago.
“Don’t worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves.” – Black Nerd
“Uh, wallet inspector.” – Snake
“Oh, here you go. I believe that’s all in order.” – Fat Nerd
“Whoa, I can’t believe that worked!” – Snake
“Hey, that’s not the wallet inspector.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, can’t you see this man isn’t a hero? He’s annoying! He’s very, very annoying!” – Ned Flanders
“Well, Ned Flanders is just jealous.” – Helen Lovejoy
“The guy’s hepped up on goofballs.” – Moe
“Let’s sacrifice him to our god! . . . Come on, we did it all the time in the 30s.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Well, what do you think?” – Homer Simpson
“This is a joke, right?” – Springfield Shopper Editor
Thought Catalog is one of those small, independent new media outlets that’s trying to make its place in this brave new on-line publishing world. Their about page is full of noble sentiments and phrases like “an experimental media group”, “We believe all thinking is relevant”, and “help shape culture by empowering you”. Their shtick is to be “value neutral” editorially, which means that you can publish a piece there about whatever the hell’s on your mind provided that you can string two words together.
This approach has its positives and its negatives, but inarguably manages to expose a wide array of viewpoints to the internet’s unflinching gaze. So you’ve got Snow Days: The Ultimate Example Of White Privilege just a few spots down from Sluts With Daddy Issues And Stockholm Syndrome and Here’s How Porn Makes You A Rapist, all of which is interspersed with the near obligatory link bait parade of titles with numbers in them: The 8 Men Who Taught Me What I Don’t Want In A Relationship, 11 Things You Didn’t Know About Taco Bell, and 7 Artists You Should Absolutely Hear Now.
There is, of course, criticism of this method, expressed neatly in a post published there a couple weeks back, Dear Thought Catalog, I Still Love You:
Criticism of Thought Catalog and other similar websites is insightful. But I still love to read it.
Yes, you do have a moment. Just Google “Thought Catalog criticism”. The auto-detector spells it out for you before you finish typing the search term. You may find some interesting writers that argue against this forum.
Words are thrown about like: entitlement, over-privileged, hate-reading, trolling and best of all, smug.
And Google does indeed think of those as the prime critiques. This one is from Gawker two years ago:
Me-centric angst dump Thought Catalog is like some superhuman internet time-wasting android, rotely performing ever more jaw-dropping feats of repetitive navel-gazing as we wait nervously for the moment that it will become self-aware and DESTROY US ALL.
Rest easy; self-awareness is not coming any time soon.
First of all, let’s just stop for a second and marvel at Gawker(!) criticizing anyone for time wasting, navel gazing, and a lack of self awareness. Nick Denton’s occasionally impressive monstrosity doesn’t have half a pixel to stand on in any one of those categories. That does not, however, mean that they are wrong about Thought Catalog and the things they publish being unaware to the point of self ruin.
Case in point would be a new Simpsons ebook by Justin Sedgwick titled “We Put The Spring in Springfield: Chronicling the Golden Era of The Simpsons“. The ebook, an ambitiously priced five bucks at Amazon, is an earnest exploration of the best years of the show and what made it so popular and endearing. It’s got chapters on some of the brightest and biggest guest stars, Halloween episodes, musical numbers, and all that other fun stuff. It’s a little light on research (O’Brien, Reiss and Jean are the only writers mentioned in more than passing) and a little heavy on personal assertion for proving this or that the best thing the show ever did, but it’s a Simpsons geek unabashedly geeking, so neither of those are fatal flaws.
The problem is that whatever fun that can be had along the way is impossibly buried behind a seemingly endless stream of half formed sentences, gross misquotes, and other basic problems. Some of the sentences, if that is the right word, are so hopelessly mangled that they read as if translated to Japanese and back again by Google. A few random examples:
- “Last Exit” seemed as some sort of wonderful experiment in taking every single possible reference and offhand gag the writers could get their grasp on and blending it into a delicious Simpsons stew.
- But in “Stark Raving Dad”, Jackson isn’t voicing an animated version of himself or a stranger, but a fat white bald character who is so utterly convinced and convincing that he is truly Michael Jackson despite all the evidence contrary.
- Only until the family captures the doll do they realize that Krusty has been accidentally switched to the “evil” setting.
- “A Fish Called Selma” is the episode most divergent of common Simpsons storytelling but still arises to be one of the best.
In between great white whales of editorial fail like those are plenty of glaringly obvious grammatical problems: erratic capitalization, splattershot apostrophes and commas, near miss homophones, straight up incorrect words (“implore” instead of “explore”, “skimpy” instead of “skinny”) . . . and it goes on like this. The carelessness is everywhere on display, including in numerous misquotes of the show:
- “Truckosaurus the movie, starring Marlon Brando as Truckosaurus” (Actual quote: “Coming soon, it’s Truckosaurus the Movie, starring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckosaurus.”)
- “Surely no man who speaks German could be evil” (Actual quote: “No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”)
- “the bee bit my bum, now my bum is big!” (Actual quote: “The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom’s big!”)
Those are perfectly understandable mistakes if you’re sitting around quoting the show with friends, but to publish them in a book for which you’re charging real dollars bespeaks a woeful sloppiness. Nobody should have to pay to read things like this:
“When Burns finally surmises to the hands of Homer, he lets out a phrase that would sum up the inevitable mistake of all of Homer’s enemies in the future: “I’m starting to think Homer Simpson isn’t the brilliant tactician that I thought he was.”"
That’s enough to make even the most embittered and alcoholic English teacher cringe, and that’s before you get to the mangled quote, which two minutes with a Simpsons DVD could’ve easily corrected: “Smithers, I’m beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was”. Even the most basic editorial review should catch sentences like that, but from the text it isn’t clear that anyone except the author actually read it before Thought Catalog (a publishing company complete with full time employees) slapped a price tag on it.
So, what’s underneath that thick carapace of typos, misquotes and middle school grammatical mistakes? It’s hard to say for sure. It’s a mildly interesting Simpsons book that would serve as a decent refresher course for a casual fan on some of the show’s highlights, but, with one exception, doesn’t touch on any topics that are likely to be new or terribly interesting to actual Simpsons geeks.
That exception pops up at the beginning and end of the book: the way The Simpsons helps people relate to each other. The first involves young Sedgwick as a fresh arrival in New York City making friends with shared Simpsons quotes. The second is father-son bonding on Sunday evenings, even through the toughest of times. They are moments of genuine affect that touch on heartfelt realities that should’ve been the core of the book. More like them, and a broader look at why that happens between so very many people, would’ve been welcome.
Whatever those are worth, however, doesn’t begin to make up for the unreadable shambles that is the rest of the text. In its current condition, this book isn’t worth five cents, much less five dollars. It isn’t doomed to stay that way forever, of course, and really feels more like a first draft than a completed product anyway. And that’s the beauty of ebooks, you can revise and edit and make updates, which is exactly what Thought Catalog and Sedgwick should do. Put it through the wringer a couple more times (and fix all those grotesquely broken sentences) and they’d have something worth selling.
Or they could pull it from Amazon. It’s their call, but leaving the book up for sale in its current condition is an all around shitty thing to do and would reflect even worse on author and imprint than the decision to go ahead with an obviously unfinished tract in the first place. Sedgwick is a first time author, Thought Catalog is but four years old, both could have promising futures. But they won’t if they keep trying to sell incomplete work like this. After all, it’s okay to put yourself at the center of a story; it’s not okay do a half assed job of it.
“Take a letter, Miss White. Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy and Scratchy program. Enclosed is a personally autographed photo of America’s favorite cat and mouse team to add to your collection. In regards to your specific comments about the show, our research indicates that one person cannot make a difference, no matter how big a screwball she is. So let me close by saying . . .” – Roger Meyers Jr.
“And the horse I rode in on? I’ll show them what one screwball can do!” – Marge Simpson
Happy birthday Alex Rocco! (Well, he’s a Leap Day baby, but close enough.)
“Marge, what does it do?” – Homer Simpson
“It doesn’t do anything.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, really, what does it do?” – Homer Simpson
“Whatever it does, it’s doing it now.” – Marge Simpson
This week we’ve got two links to serious artists making Simpsons heads. One is Bart made from old toys and is appropriately creepy, and the other is a series of awesome Krusty drawings that I’m not even going to try to describe. In addition to that, we’ve got an excellent Ralph t-shirt, Olympic and international cricket usage, a completed Lisa cross stitch, a great first family portrait, several people who agree with us, Lego YouTube, and lots more.
Animating the Show – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is this detailed breakdown of animating for TV. I learned stuff today.
UTBNYC Announces The Next Piece In Pez’s “Distroy” Series: “Skrutchy” – A few months ago we had a link to a project by an artist called Pez doing wonderfully elaborate renderings of characters like Homer and Mickey Mouse. Well, the Homer ones are done and they’ve moved on to create some awesomely creepy Krustys. Damn cool and well worth the click.
Baby Names I Want to Use From The Simpsons – I’d vote for Hortence or Langdon.
For me it all ended years ago, I live in a world where they took the Seinfeld route and quit while they were ahead. I look back with only the fondest memories to the earlier seasons. The newer seasons I refuse to acknowledge.
My Top Twenty Favourite Sitcoms Of All Time – From the same blog as the above link, this is a great entry:
1. The Simpsons (Season 1-11)
It makes the top of many people’s lists, but most don’t think to exclude Zombie Simpsons right in the title. Bravo.
Are you alive? – After you click, scroll to the bottom to see the sweet, sweet photographic evidence:
My dearest friend in the whole wide world had a birthday recently. And, as she invited all of us to celebrate, we all canceled… I told her I had a conference to go to. Then we surprised her with a party anyways! As known die-hard Simpsons fans, naturally the cake was dedicated to “A Whale of a Wife.” We added “and a Super Friend” because, well, we aren’t all married to her.
9 Simpsons Facts to Satisfy the Biggest Fans!! – YouTube – There’s nothing terribly new here, but it’s very lite on Zombie Simpsons and mildly amusing. (via @dailysimpsons)
Happy 2nd Birthday Tapped Out. – A little reminiscing from the writers of tstogame.com. I particularly liked Micah’s:
TSTO has been a pleasure. It’s been a pain. It’s been fun, but it’s also been a drain.Rapper Bart
My index finger has become strapping from these past two years of tapping.
Speed skating: U.S. pursuit teams fail, medal hopes over – At least he’s got a sense of humor about it:
The U.S. team had predicted they were capable of winning eight medals prior to the Games but after Saturday’s failings meant all 17 members of the team ended empty handed, Davis offered a blunt assessment.
“If I could do a parody from a Simpson’s character, I would pick Comic Book Guy and he would say in these exact words: “WORST OLYMPICS EVER,” Davis told reporters of the long-running U.S. television show about an animated dysfunctional family.
Excellent Olympian reference.
Artist Turns Old Toys into Creepy Faces and Human Forms – Scroll down for an awesome Bart head. (via It’s Hip)
La famille Simpsons – This is a new Simpsons site based in Quebec that’s cataloging people, places and news from the show. Those of you who speak or read French better than I will probably get more out of it, but it’s neat nevertheless.
Need – Oh, dear Jebus, yes! That may be the best Ralph t-shirt design I’ve ever seen.
feeling safer now – Neighborhood watch, indeed.
Round 102: When You Dish Upon a Star vs. Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood – Season 5 in a walk:
And it’s only in the context of the tournament that I find flaws with it, but I’ll go into them (hint: it starts with an “H” and ends with “omer is too much of a jerk”) when we see 1F06 again, because…
… the winner is: 1F06, “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood.”
Celebrating The Simpsons’ retired characters – This is a pretty weak list. They don’t even have Marvin Monroe or Bleeding Gums on here. (But they were never popular.)
Lisa Cross Stitch Complete! – Just what it says. Love the eyeroll.
The Simpsons’ Nancy Cartwright coming home to Dayton – Cartwright will be in Central Ohio next weekend:
Cartwright, a 1976 graduate of Dayton’s Fairmont West High School, will narrate Norton Juster’s classic ”The Dot and the Line: A Romance in Lower Mathematics” while conductor Neal Gittleman leads the orchestra playing Robert Xavier Rodriguez’s composition.
The Philharmonic also will play Weber’s “Der Freischütz Overture” and Tchaikovsky’s “Winter Dreams” from “Symphony No. 1.”
Cartwright also promises to conduct “a very special piece of music.” (My guess is that fans of “The Simpsons” hear this musical selection at the start of every show.) Aye carumba!
13 Diddly-Doo Details in the Lego ‘Simpsons’ House Set – Lots of detailed pictures and this YouTube video of the entire 10-hour assembly process sped up to 2 minutes:
Top 5 Feminist Icons in Television – Lisa comes in at a healthy #2.
The Simpsons: Tapped Out – A Nostalgic, Delightful Simulator – A nice review of the game with lots of screen grabs. Also, this:
For now, I’ll keep saving up money to build Rainier Wolfcastle’s mansion. Up and at them!
That thing was damned expensive.
Why is Homer Simpson Yellow (And Why It Doesn’t Matter, Kinda)? – This was always part of his charm:
Once the viewer acclimates to his skin tone, she will soon realize that Homer’s design is intentionally unremarkable; he is meant to represent the average middle-aged white collar middle class (as evidenced by his white-collared shirt).
But he’s just an ordinary blue collar slob!
The Accidental Artist – A fan drawn Sideshow Bob by someone who usually can’t draw. (It’s still much better than I could do.)
Australia doze at wrong moment – Excellent cricket reference:
Unable to find his permission slip to join the rest of Springfield Elementary on their afternoon trip to the chocolate factory, Bart Simpson is consigned to the numbing task of licking envelopes in the office of Principal Skinner. As he does so, the wall clock ticks slowly and tortuously towards 3pm and the end of the school day. Losing momentum with every stroke, it eventually begins to tick backwards.
Something of Bart’s interminable wait ensnared Australia on the second day in Port Elizabeth, as they were frustrated and ultimately brought to heel by a South African side well attuned to playing Test matches at the kind of deliberate pace unfamiliar to, and unloved by, the touring captain Michael Clarke and coach Darren Lehmann.
Pizza Snob: Pies in the Sky – Nice pizza reference:
If you accept what’s implied by the signage near Pizza Snob’s front door, putting more than four toppings on your pie is trés gauche. It’s probably even boorish, the pizza-enthusiast equivalent of Homer Simpson yelling at Bachman Turner Overdrive to skip their new material and go directly to the chorus of “Taking Care of Business.”
Some boots were not made for walking. – The sad tale of a college student who got her car booted. Smartly, she did not resort to any of Homer’s un-booting methods, but she did include a .gif of them at the link.
Simpsons – Nothing but cats (gif) – Exactly what it says.
Homer Loading Bar – Another excellent .gif.
The Simpsons Can Ward Off Any Bad Spirit – This is definitely true:
If you are looking for a good way to have a chill pill watching a few episodes of The Simpsons is where it’s at. They ward off bad spirits.
Random Simpsons Screencap of the Day 2/21/14 – Heh again.
Our first family portrait… – Expectant Mother gets her new family Simpsonized for $5.
The Simpsons x Medicom Toy Bart & Homer Simpson Bearbricks – Conquering Lego wasn’t enough.
Why so many guest stars? – And finally, I get to end the way I like, with someone who agrees with us in an epic anti-guest star rant:
Of course, there’s one thing we have to blame for all this. The veritable army of guest stars is a sign of the end, because the main problem with the show is that the writers can’t make an original episode with a well-written plot anymore without it already having been done before. In this situation, it’s become a lot easier to just slap in more than a few shameless guest appearance.
Indeed it does.
“Yay! We’re getting a new TV!” – Homer, Bart and Lisa Simpson
“Let’s go to the Sharper Image! They’ve got a TV shaped like a 50s diner.” – Bart Simpson
“No, let’s go to The Nature Company, they’ve got a TV assembled by Hopi Indians.” – Lisa Simpson
“We can’t afford to shop at any store that has a philosophy. We just need a TV.” – Marge Simpson
“Now, kids, while your mother’s gone, I don’t want to have to wash any dishes. So, from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we’ll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday Bill Oakley!
“Uh, question for the barbecue chef: don’t you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?” – Reporter
“I’ll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes . . . wait a minute, Statue of Liberty, that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!” – Homer Simpson
“And then, the handsome prince realized he had to go to the bathroom, really bad. But the evil ogre, Barney, had left the men’s room in the most wicked condition! So, the prince went out back to the enchanted alley.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s not a fairy tale, it’s just something that happened to you at Moe’s.” – Lisa Simpson
“This is so exciting. Last time I got to go backstage was when Bart ripped his pants at the Christmas play.” – Marge Simpson
“Mom!” – Bart Simpson
“Ha ha.” – Eric “Bobo” Correa
The torrent of new Simpsons merchandise continues this week, and what I’ve noticed isn’t so much the amazing breadth of the products (clothing, ice cube trays, figurines) as the way that every single company describes themselves as “excited” to be selling crappy Simpsons stuff. They all do it, and the consistency is terrifying. On the subject of merchandise, they announced the date of the long ago promised Lego crossover episode this week and repetitions of that press release clogged my inbox from better stuff as a result, so this week’s link collection is a little thinner than usual. However, we do have excellent verbal and visual usage, several people completing projects ranging from computer wallpapers to embroidery, a list of Groening’s favorite episodes from Seasons 1-11, an article about John Swartzwelder, some Bacon Day leftovers, and a new book that mashes up pop culture and classical politics.
The reclusive genius behind the funniest episodes of ‘The Simpsons’ – There’s nothing terribly new here, but it’s a nice writeup of Swartzwelder that includes a YouTube of that time he may or may not have been on one of the commentaries.
Even in the US, where “Donnie Baseball’’ is a Yankees’ legend, Mattingly is still reminded about his animated likeness.
“I spent my whole career in New York but when I came to LA I was getting a lot of people saying, ‘Hey Mattingly, shave off those sideburns’,’’ he says.
EXCLUSIVE: We Take A Look Inside ‘The Simpsons’ World – An Australian writer took a trip to the new Simpsons area at Universal Studios and made note of some of the omissions:
- I’m slightly sad that the gift shop has no Bort licence plates – a golden opportunity missed.
- The statue of Jebediah Springfield doesn’t have the plaque with the town’s motto.
- The Flaming Moes on sale look amazing but contain neither alcohol nor cough syrup.
- You can’t get a Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverage with your burger (although there are shakes there from memory).
Shakes, you don’t know what you’re getting.
Hands-on: Lego The Simpsons House review – Just what it says, including some more pictures.
Ranking all 24 episodes of The Simpsons, season 3 – Now this is how you do a list:
The third season of The Simpsons is so great that I didn’t even bother eliminating any episodes and instead, I just fit them into categories ranging from “All Time Classics,” “Good Examples of Season 3″ and “Just a Good Ol’ Fashioned Simpsons Episode!”.
“Dear ‘Life in These United States,’ a funny thing happened to me…” | Where in the World is Sideshow Bob? – Lots of people do travel blogs, especially when they do study abroad. Not once, though, have I seen someone write the blog with Springfield’s favorite attempted murderer at their side though. Great idea.
Round 100: Separate Vocations vs. Das Bus - Holy crap, round 100!
VIEW: New forecasts, same delusions for Port Mann Bridge – Excellent usage:
I’m old enough to remember the episode of The Simpsons when Homer Simpson, after 22 minutes of serial idiocy, wraps up the show by proudly declaring: “Marge, my friend, I haven’t learned a thing.”
Well, it seems that British Columbia’s transportation officials are now treating The Simpsons as an instruction manual.
LegD’oh! – The big news this week was that the long ago announced Lego episode of Zombie Simpsons will be broadcast on May 4th. If they fail to include a Star Wars joke I will not be surprised.
Beechdean Group to launch The Simpsons ice cream products – The barrage of merchandising, which is only loosely connected to this December’s upcoming 25th anniversary, continues unabated:
Beechdean Ice Cream Group has signed an exciting new licensing deal with Twentieth Century Fox Consumer Products to become the UK’s ice cream and frozen desserts category partner for The Simpsons and is kicking off with two ice cream split products.
The 85ml products will be produced using Beechdean’s newly acquired lolly machine and moulds, are available in Raspberry and Strawberry flavours with an RRP of 90p.
I’m starting to think that one of the standard clauses in FOX’s merchandising contracts mandates use of the word “excited” or a variation thereof in the announcement:
Andrew Howard, MD, Beechdean Ice Cream Group says: “We are incredibly excited about introducing our next generation of licensed products inspired by The Simpsons.
They all say it.
Special Lego Episode Coming to The Simpsons – See? Every single time (bold mine):
“We are thrilled to collaborate with Fox during the 25th anniversary year of The Simpsons,” said Jill Wilfert, VP of licensing and entertainment at The LEGO Group states. “We know our fans will love the challenge of building the Simpsons’ family home in great detail and the ability to collect quintessential characters in LEGO minifigure form will let them showcase their love of the show in a whole new way. We are also excited that The Simpsons will be created in LEGO form, truly bringing this partnership to life.“
Gotta be in the contract.
The Simpsons 25th Anniversary 5″ Celebrity Guest Stars Action Figure – Series 02 – Here are some more celebrity figurines. Meh.
JOYRICH X THE SIMPSONS : SPRING/SUMMER 2014 COLLECTION - Hats and jackets, more more more.
Matt Groening 10 Favorite ‘Simpsons’ Episodes – Happily there’s no Zombie Simpsons. Unfortunately, that’s because he originally came up with this list during Season 11.
Reality versus fiction: concept of space and time in architecture – Pictures from the real Flintstones and Simpson houses. Dick Clark clearly had more money to spend on his Bedrock replica than whoever ordered that Simpson home giveaway.
Animated Review: Another Companion To Books From The Simpsons In Alphabetical Order – A French artist likes to alphabetize things from the show.
What Homer Simpson Can Teach Us About Politics – Wisconsin public radio on a new book called “Homer Simpson Ponders Politics” with lots of essays about pop culture’s connection to the art of the possible. This is an interview with the editors, and the word “Aristotelian” features prominently.
Holiday Film Reviews: The Simpsons – “I Love Lisa” – Both reviewers give it three and a half hearts out of four.
The Dr. Nick ‘coloured-in’ embroidery job – This went up too late for last week’s Bacon Day post, but if this isn’t love, what is?:
So I started seeing a guy called Nick with a PhD in Chemistry. His mates call him “Dr Nick” for fun, so this is what I whacked together for his Christmas present.
Click through for the awesome finished result.
Only $9.38 from Hot Topic.
Most of what I know about Hot Topic came from the “Ungroundable” episode of South Park, so I’m not really sure what to make of that.
Drunk Texting – Scroll to the bottom for a sweet sketch of Lisa telling off those fucktards at misspelled Chick-Fillet. (Also, good luck with “The Boy”.)
Simpsons Effect Wallpaper – In other finished fan art, the Simpsonized version of Mass Effect we’ve been linking is done. Cool.
Random Simpsons Screencap of the Day 2/16/14 – He’s 31 years old!
The East Asian Studies Department Tackles Orientalism in Modern Television - Damn Zombie Simpsons:
The event screened two recent episodes of The Simpsons and How I Met your Mother, both of which have stirred controversy in how they depicted the Eastern World, particularly East Asia, as constructs of a Western Orientalist perspective.
Both episodes discussed at the event featured Asians as stereotypes. For example, The Simpsons depicted sexualized Asian women
Are You a 50 Year Old Kiss Virgin? Do You Even Kiss? – Breaking down various kiss types to the point of absurdity, including:
Kiss # Three. The Simpsons Kiss.
Step 1: Pout so hard that not only are you doing the duck face, you are a duck.
Step 2: Find someone who is willing to look as stupidly fowl-like as you.
Step 3: Loudly smack you lips against the outstretched lips of the other person (or duck), as if you’re chastising them for being tardy.
Step 4: Keep going until you die of exhaustion.
Step 5: Or at least until you become yellow.
An Unusual Source of Inspiration – YouTube of Lisa encouraging Homer with crisatunity.
Mini Marge Simpson Cross Stitch – Just what it says. And it can apparently be done in a single ferry ride. Bravo.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY SIMPSONS CLIPS ARE SO HARD TO FIND ON THE INTERNET. – Somebody got a Choo-Choo-Choose valentine, which was nice. To answer the title, however, you simply need to remember that FOX is run by assholes. Big ones.
I Choo-choo-choose Mr Pigalina – Here the card finds a happy home on the fridge next to infamous nevernude Tobias.
Choo-Choo-Choose This Printable Valentine – For the belated Bacon Day recipient in your life, or to save for next year. (Also, that blog is titled The Feminine Miss Geek. Ha!)
Are refugee advocates out of touch? – Excellent visual Skinner usage.
The 100 Best Classic Simpsons Quotes – The good news: no Zombie Simpsons and all the quotes are subtitled screen grabs. The bad news: it’s Buzzfeed.
Watch The Simpsons In 7 Different Languages, But Homer Is Still “D’oh!” – Speaking of Buzzfeed, here’s a genuinely clever YouTube video of parts of “Mr. Plow” and “Marge vs. the Monorail” dubbed into six other languages.
Of hardship and heroin – And on the topic of foreign language voices, the guy who does the French Canadian voice of Krusty is in a play in New Zealand as Jean Cocteau.
Everyone is a MUA these days. – Animated .gif of Homer’s makeup shotgun.
The Simpsons Tapped Out- Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence – And finally, I get to end the way I like, with someone who agrees with us. From a review of Tapped Out:
Tapped out is the perfect game because it refers back to episodes of The Simpsons that were actually good, although I do have a tendency to become attached to characters and despite of my growing lack of interest will stick through with a show until the bitter end, I gave up on The Simpsons long ago. I understand what is special about it, and it truly is impressive how long it has stayed on the air. It taught me a significant amount of life lessons as I repeatedly watched episodes of it growing up. It still remains one of my most quoted and referenced TV shows, but I gave up probably after season 11.
That was a good time to quit.