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“Can you let me have it for forty dollars?” – Martin Prince
“Forty bucks? Forget it! You made me get off my stool for that?” – Comic Book Guy
“It’s all I’ve got! I sold seeds, I visited my aunt in the nursing home, I fished a dime out of the sewer for God’s sake!” – Martin Prince
Happy Birthday Russi Taylor!
“Lisa, if I have five apples and I take away three apples, how many apples do I have left?” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor
“Two apples.” – Lisa Simpson
“Wait a minute . . . she’s right!” – Homer Simpson
This week we’ve got several links that note just how bad Zombie Simpsons is, including one that basically confirms the analysis I did for the mini-book. There’s also lots of lists with little to no Zombie Simpsons, countdowns that penalize the show for Zombie Simpsons, and even Zombie Simpsons making a list it isn’t even on! In addition to all that, we’ve got several excellent pieces of fan art (including two cool posters and a potential T-shirt that could use some votes), a Marge skateboard, Hitchcock, and plenty of substance abuse.
Enjoy.
Kalkalash! Pinpointing the Moments “The Simpsons” became less Cromulent – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is someone who agrees with us so completely that s/he may be my long lost twin or something:
For me, and most others, the latter episodes bear little resemblance to older ones. The current incarnation of the show is stale, and has been for a long time. I haven’t watched a new episode in over ten years, and don’t intend to any time soon. When did this decline begin? Was it part of a slow secular trend, or was there a sudden drop in the quality, from which there was no recovery?
To answer these questions I use the Global Episode Opinion Survey (GEOS) episode ratings data, which are published online.
I’ve never heard of GEOS, but it’d make a nice addition to Chapter 1, because it confirms pretty much everything we’ve been saying here for the last four years, right down to the stages of decline. Click through for the full data, which is presented in easy to understand graphical form.
5 Fitness Lessons I Learned from The Simpsons – A personal trainer discusses her profession through her love of the show. Plus you can see her kickass “Homer Defined” tattoo!
Olly Moss Pays Homage To The Simpsons With His “Stop The Planet of The Apes, I Want To Get Off” Musical Poster – Click this. It is awesome.
Simpsons Army of Darkness – Not sure of the original source here, but it is only slightly less awesome than the above. The tagline is perfect: “Trapped in Time. Surrounded by Evil. Low on Duff.”. Well done, somebody.
A Pocket Companion to Books from The Simpsons, by O. Lebrun – The things you find in Museum shops these days.
Score Marge Simpson – A Threadless T-shirt vote with six days left for Marge as a smoking, pissed off looking middle-aged woman.
Dial H For Hitchcock: An In-Depth Discussion About ‘The Master of Suspense’ – Someone who knows more about Hitchcock than I do has a list:
The Simpsons have constantly paid homage to Hitchcock over the years with references to The Birds, Rear Window, Sabateur, Psycho, Spellbound, North by Northwest and most recently, Strangers on a Train for their Halloween special, “Treehouse of Horror XX”. The segment was called “Dial M for Murder or Press # To Return To Main Menu” but had a plot that parodied Strangers on a Train and pushed a Hitchcock looking character off Mt. Rushmore, where Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint scramble for freedom in the film, North by Northwest‘s final scene.
That first link leads to Category:Hitchcock references in The Simpsons at a Hitchcock wiki. Warning: bit of a time suck.
The Simpsons’ Craziest Example of Drug Abuse – Hmm, I’m not really sure what would happen to a grown man taking estrogen pills, but I can’t imagine it would be fun:
The Simpsons’ Season 4 episode the “New Kid on the Block” contains what has to be the most insanely casual depiction of drug abuse in television history. In the episode, Homer goes through the neighbors’ trash, steals prescription medication, and binges on it while relaxing on the couch. Zero repercussions, repeat none, are shown or even implied by this unbelievably irresponsible behavior. All that happens is Marge barely registering her concern with Homer’s behavior and Homer remarking that he is not getting enough Estrogen.
I dunno, Fry’s “So I stayed home and got trashed on Listerine” in Futurama’s “A Head in the Polls” has always struck me as pretty casual.
Top Ten Alcohol Moments in Media- A Mexican Standoff – And while we’re on the subject of substance abuse, a list of TV drinking that, by necessity, includes Moe’s.
10 of some of the best classic Simpsons episodes (According to me). Emphasise on the word ‘SOME’, I know most have an episode that you hold dear in your heart, but considering the structure of most lists, I had to choose 10, which was a daunting task for me. It’s a daunting task for any kid who grew up with this legendary show. – Yes, that is the whole link, but it is a perfectly cromulent list, with nothing past Season 9.
The Top 9 ‘Treehouse of Horror’ Segments – There’s one from Zombie Simpsons (Season 13) here, but overall it’s a very solid list.
Top 10 Cameos in ‘The Simpsons’ (Round 1) – There’s also one from Zombie Simpsons here, but just one and there’s shakycam YouTube of Bette Midler’s aggressive environmentalism.
Best. Episode. Ever. (Round 18) – The elimination bracket continues. This one is “Treehouse of Horror IV” versus “Marge on the Lam”, which is a good example of why I will never do a favorite episodes list. How the hell do you pick between Homer selling his soul for a donut and Lionel Hutz babysitting? I feel conflicted just asking the question.
My Favorite Episodes of The Simpsons Part V: 20-16 – Still clean of Zombie Simpsons . . .
My Favorite Episodes of The Simpsons Part VI: 15-11 – . . . and this one has an animated .gif of Grimes killing himself.
Stuart’s Top 30 Sitcoms of All Time: Part 4 (#15 – #11) – The show checks in at #11 here, with Zombie Simpsons being an explicit penalty:
If they’d stopped around the 200 mark it would have been a strong contender for the top 5.
Futurama Canceled. Again. Along With Ugly Americans and The Cleveland Show. – I missed this:
Ugh. Comedy Central did it again. I’m sure most people know by now, but Futurama is canceled. Again. By Comedy Central.
So is Ugly Americans.
I liked Ugly Americans. It never seemed to quite find it’s footing, but it could produce some pretty funny episodes.
Remember the (Awesome TV Day That Is) The Sabbath and Keep It Holy – In which an intrepid blogger describes how The Simpsons got him started on a lifelong habit of watching TV on Sunday.
The Simpsons: Tapped Out – Sadly, since I now almost exclusively watch ripped DVD copies on my computer, I’ve gotten pretty rusty at this:
Anyone who knows me will know I’m a pretty big Simpsons fan. I’m one of those people that will randomly quote it and crack myself up doing so and I can pretty much tell you which episode is playing after watching the first 30 seconds.
Back when only first few seasons were in syndication I could get a lot of them on the opening establishing shot alone. Ah, memories.
THE SIMPSONS – Hmm, art project or cassette release of “Do the Bartman”? I don’t know.
Marge Simpson Skateboard Deck – Pretty much what it says, and she’s definitely got the hair for it. I’m not a skateboarder, but it does look a little odd that the thing follows the shape of her head and hair rather than being the usual skateboard shape with an image.
Reverse product placement? whats that? – Some examples of fictional products that became real, including the license challenged Duff.
I Know It When I See It: Scrimshaw and Whale Bone Porn – Seems someone went Helen Lovejoy over some mildly racy ye olde tyme drawings, ignoring the real problem with scrimshaw: Sideshow Bob wants to revive it. And he’s an evil genius.
Burgos…. – Your 2010 World Cup champions drawn Simpsons style.
Pain & Gain…In 10 Words – Now step over to the abdominator and I will shout slogans at you. (On a related note, that movie was – to my complete surprise – rather good.)
A Talking Cat?!…In 10 Words – The cat? What’s the point?
Candy Crush Saga…In 10 Words – Because, a lot of workers really like candy.
Yeardley Smith On Comfort, Style and Reinventing Women’s Shoes – An interview with Smith about her shoe line.
Universal Orlando Transformers readies to open as Summer approaches – There’s a Flickr slideshow here of the Simpsons area under construction. That is all.
‘Under the Dome’ to give ‘Simpsons’ shout-out – CBS is making a mini-series based on the Stephen King book about the town that gets trapped like carrots. It will contain a brief mention of the movie.
Style Inspiration: Marge Simpson – How to dress like Marge without it being a Halloween costume.
Found this so COOL.=) – A drawing of famous fictional female haircuts.
Moleman In The Morning. – I have no idea what this is or is going to be, but the subtitle is “A Simpsons blog about the agonizing pain in which I live every day.”. It’s got a good title, that’s for sure.
Cod aren’t coming back — yet – Moderate usage:
Under the sea
there’ll be no accusations,
Just tasty crustaceans.
— Homer Simpson
The baldheaded buffoon of the popular cartoon (The Simpsons) could have been talking about the Northwest Atlantic.
Homer actually calls them “friendly” crustaceans, but other than that it’s dead on.
5 Cancelled TV Shows That Got Given A Reprieve – Just another reminder that, fan wise, people don’t care about the continuation of Zombie Simpsons:
You know, I find it kind of humorous that Matt Groening has two shows that will appear on two separate lists on these kinds of websites. The Simpsons will frequently pop up on people’s lists of shows which need to be mercifully killed off. Then there will be Futurama, which will pop on lists like the one I’m writing here, about shows which were killed off and eventually brought back to life.
That’s how low Zombie Simpsons’ reputation has sunk, it’s cancellation gets mentioned even on lists it isn’t on.
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May
13
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“Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada, it’s the Miss American Girl pageant! Brought to you by Meryl Streep’s Versatility, smell like Streep, for cheap!” – Troy McClure
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May
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“What a beautiful story, Sideshow Bob. You’re living proof that our revolving door prison system works.” – Lisa Simpson
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May
13
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“What do we want?” – Carl
“More equitable treatment at the hands of management!” – Striking Workers
“When do we want it?” – Carl
“Soon!” – Striking Workers
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Apr
13
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“Mom, don’t make me do this. I don’t want to be an actor.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Nonsense, you’re going to be great! Now, take off those glasses so they can see your beautiful eyes.” – Luann van Houten
“Hey, look, those frogs are eating all their crops!” – Homer Simpson
- Marge has to yell in church to get everyone to sit down, and meanwhile Lovejoy was just standing at the pulpit waiting patiently? I know they don’t care about this stuff, but it really destroys scenes.
- And the new guy is also just standing there before he starts describing Lovejoy for no reason.
- Color me surprised, they remembered the bed bug thing for one brief scene after the first segment. Usually they just drop it all together.
- And Homer electrocutes himself because of course he does.
- Why is Lovejoy playing the guitar?
- And why is Homer on stage without Lovejoy knowing?
- Montage!
- Is that it for the wedding dress subplot? That was thin even for them.
- Homer singing his deacon song was extremely pointless.
- Lovejoy’s got a new job that we didn’t see and we’re supposed to care about this?
- “First we got every dead bedbug in town” – Thanks exposition fairy!
- Was that drunk Barney in the Frogger game after sober Barney was in church? Video review says that yes it was.
- And the new reverend is back after disappearing for a while because he’s not a real character.
- And now Lovejoy back for no reason and has gained the ability to subdue amphibians.
- That was certainly a necessary Lunchlady Doris appearance.
Zombie Simpsons may have lost the capacity to surprise long ago, but having a bunch of frogs come streaming out of the swamp to humiliate a one-dimensional character for some reason is still pretty weird, even for them. (Not popped-eyeball weird, but pretty weird.) The rest of the episode was just as much of a mess, and I have no idea what was with that wedding dress subplot about Lisa not wanting to get married. Was that pasted in from another script? Homer and Marge’s wedding/past has been retconned a lot, but they usually don’t do so unless they’re going to spend more then forty-seconds of screen time on it.
It’s also worth noting the sheer number of things that were repeated from previous episodes: Lovejoy feeling displaced, froggie apocalypse, the Simpsons getting a new couch, taking prank inspiration from Biblical plagues, the list goes on. Zombie Simpsons may have run out of original ideas many years ago, but they’re usually more economical with their copying.
Anyway, the ratings are in and they are bad again. Just 4.48 million people wondered why there were suddenly all those frogs. That puts it sixth on the all time least watched list, which is now dominated by episodes from Season 23 and 24.
Sometime later this year FOX is going to have to make a call on renewing the show again, and while the numbers they’ll use will be a lot more involved than just the overnights that I track (and the 18-49 numbers continue to be more solid than the overall ones), there’s no getting around the fact that the ratings are down significantly, even from just two years ago.
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Apr
13
Quote of the Day
“Now, we give ’em the bikes, no one sues.” – Principal Skinner
“What if they’re dead, sir?” – Groundskeeper Willie
“Then we ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Willie, freedom!” – Principal Skinner
“Freedom? Yeah, I’ll turn you in at the first toll booth.” – Groundskeeper Willie
Happy 20th anniversary to “Whacking Day”! Original airdate 29 April 1993.
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Apr
13
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“According to Fretful Mother magazine, if Maggie doesn’t talk by age one we should consider a corrective tongue extender.” – Marge Simpson
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Apr
13
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“I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s not what I meant.” – Marge Simpson
“It was, Marge, admit it.” – Homer Simpson
“What’s gonna happen to me?” – Bart Simpson
“And now it’s time for Match Game 2034! With Billy Crystal, Farrah Fawcett Majors O’Neil Varney, the ‘I Didn’t Do It’ boy, ventriloquist Loni Anderson, Spike Lee, and the always lovely and vivacious head of Kitty Carlisle.” – TV Announcer
“Hi, everybody! Let’s start the game.” – Head of Kitty Carlisle
Since you’re reading this Simpsons website, you’ve probably already heard that Futurama got the ax (for a second time) this week. It wasn’t entirely unexpected news since Comedy Central clearly wasn’t putting much into the show in terms of scheduling or promotion, but it’s a bit of a bummer nevertheless. I thought last summer’s episodes were a noticeable improvement over the other “new” episodes, and it’s too bad that this summer will be the last of them. (For now.) But this does mean that we have lots of links about the second death of the quirky and much beloved spin-off.
In addition to the Futurama eulogies, we’ve got two different Simpsons alums starting new shows, a new Simpsons best episode countdown to add to the tournament one, Harry Shearer remaining funny in the face of radio cancellation, an update on the Simpsons/Akira project, some more Bart themed clothing, and another scientific study involving the show.
Enjoy.
TV Guide – Watch My Show: Wendell & Vinnie’s Jay Kogen Answers Our Showrunner Survey – Kogen knocks these dull questions out of the park. Some examples:
TV Guide Magazine: Who should be watching Wendell & Vinnie?
Kogen: Our show is mainly designed for prison inmates and their children.
And:
TV Guide Magazine: Tell us something fun about your cast.
Kogen: They can survive in the forest with only a buck knife, a rope, and a team of hair & makeup artists. Jerry Trainor, who plays Uncle Vinnie, is not only the most gifted comic actor working today, but he’s also one of America’s foremost clog dancers. For him it’s not dancing unless there are wooden shoes pounding the ground. Buddy Handleson plays 12-year-old Wendell and he’s insanely talented for his age, which is a very young 63. He keeps his skin so young by never chewing his food. Haley Strode, who plays Taryn, was at one time going to become a heavy weight boxer but during her road to the Olympics, fell in love with both acting and not being punched unconscious. Nicole Sullivan plays Aunt Wilma and she’s famous for being able to communicate with the dead. She has the "voice from above" which allows her to talk to the deceased relatives of our cast and crew. She says mostly they complain about the weather and wish Lena Dunham would cover herself, for heaven’s sake.
The Learning Days’ 1 year anniversary – A look back, track by track – pt. 3 – It seems “Summer of 4Ft. 2” inspired a song:
Sometimes the genesis of a song will be a single freeze frame in my mind’s eye. Either one I make up or one I’ve experienced. In the case of “The Fair’s in Town Tonight” it was a sad one I had seen…..from The Simpsons:
This poignant moment of cartoon gravity came after a scene at a carnival/fair thus planting the seed of a song whose theme was the deception of appearances: sad people can be at fair, adult males can watch cartoons…
Futurama cancelled for the second time – Our first Futurama link contains this helpful reminder about how poorly that show’s network overlords treated it:
It never got the same love from the network as it did for Groening’s more famous creation; being subjected to that awful American habit of “let’s just show this whenever” – usually being dropped from its Sunday night schedule when a sporting event overran its allotted time, or moved to Tuesdays then quickly moved back and pre-empted by sport again. This happened so often that at one point, the time between completion of an episode and its airdate was a whole year.
It still mystifies me that Futurama was still broadcasting new episodes in 2003. It sure seemed like FOX cancelled it in 2001.
No More Futurama, Halle Berry’s Back, and North Dakota TV Cussin’ – Yup, it’s over again, and even Simpsons alum David S/X Cohen wasn’t surprised:
I felt like we were already in the bonus round on these last couple of seasons, so I can’t say I was devastated by the news. It was what I had expected two years earlier. At this point I keep a suitcase by my office door so I can be cancelled at a moment’s notice.
Farewell Futurama: Here are 5 Reasons we’ll miss Zapp Brannigan – Yeah, it’s sad and all, but nothing cheers me up faster than some Zapp Brannigan YouTube.
My Favorite Episodes of The Simpsons Part I: 40-36 – It’s a countdown . . .
My Favorite Episodes of The Simpsons Part II: 35-31 – . . . so far, so good, no Zombie Simpsons . . .
My Favorite Episodes of The Simpsons Part III: 30-26 . . . still clean . . .
My Favorite Episodes of The Simpsons Part IV: 25-21 . . . and we’re clear. Lotta good animated .gifs in these posts, by the way.
Best. Episode. Ever. (Round 12) – In which “Bart Sells His Soul” crushes some piece of crap from Season 20.
KCRW gets ‘Le Show’ off the road as part of new strategy – Harry Shearer remains the Earth’s greatest living human being:
As for "Le Show," "I’m changing nothing, except it won’t be on the radio in Los Angeles. People in any city other than L.A. won’t notice any difference."
Heh.
IT Crowd star for Simpsons writer’s show – Josh Weinstein has a new show in Britain:
The show has been created with ‘hypervynorama’, a new animation technique that combines Japanese vinyl toy design and puppetry with stop-motion animation and CGI.
Strange Gill High is based at an "all-but-forgotten inner-city school filled with fantastical secrets and outlandish mysteries" and will centre on the quick-witted and street smart Mitchell Tanner (Doc Brown) and his friends Becky Butters (Emma Kennedy) and class nerd Templeton (Richard Ayoade).
I’d give that a shot.
Product Development Co-ordinator (Maternity Cover) – A job posting:
Working for Twentieth Century Fox means working on some of the biggest brands in the business; “The Simpsons”, “Ice Age”, “Family Guy” and “Rio” to name but a few. Keeping track of European-wide product development of these brands requires a commitment to the very highest standards.
Ha!
Crunchyroll – Project Aims to Redraw "Akira" Manga Using "Simpsons" Characters – Some more art from the Bartkira project.
Discussion is over: We are ‘The Simpsons’ Springfield – Springfield, IL – Local columnist looks at that Yeardley Smith video I linked a couple of weeks ago and determines that the real Springfield is in Illinois.
Stanley Chow Illustration of Manchester England – A great fan made drawing titled “Marge Simpson Barbra Streisand Mash-up”. Oh, Yentl, I might have known.
Inspiration for cartoonists? – Does this tree look like Marge? Enh, kinda.
On Conan O’Brien’s 50th birthday, here are his best episodes of The Simpsons – Lots of good YouTube here.
Clown of Steel – I don’t know Spanish, but this would appear to be about the idea that, based on the third Man of Steel trailer, Krusty may in fact be Superman.
One Shot: Street Art Inspired By The Simpsons: Chicagoist – I don’t get it either, maybe it’s a Hunger Games thing?
Trip to Springfield’s Kwik-E-Mart | July 2007 – Scrapbooking that time when 7-11s became Kwik-E-Marts.
Guys and Dolls…In 10 Words – The important thing is that Luke Skywalker was electric as Nathan Detroit.
Writer Wednesday: Book Apocalypse? – Excellent usage:
“Won’t somebody please think of the children?!”
I couldn’t resist quoting Helen Lovejoy; partly because it’s also the title of my latest publication to appear in the mail (yay) but also because of this bizarre advertisement James Patterson placed in the New York Times Book Review and Publishers Weekly recently.
Pinky Promise: Yellow Bart Simpson – Young lady models her Bart Simpson shirt and excellently matching yellow skirt.
The Bart Trend – Yet more fancy Bart threads.
Answering The Simpsons public telephone at Universal Studios Florida – There’s apparently a fake payphone outside of the fake Kwik-E-Mart at the Florida theme park. This is a YouTube video of some of the things it says.
Chocolate and Ginger Muffins – Ah, childhood:
This has happened for as long as I can remember and when I was a child, Fridays after school went as follows: tennis practice from 5 until 6, then home to eat spaghetti and sausages on toast while watching The Simpsons, followed by a chocolate muffin. (I miss those days!!) Now I just eat the ‘Friday cake’ (I gave up tennis when I was about 15 to concentrate on music, I never get home in time from work to watch The SImpsons, and I’m probably now too health conscious to eat spaghetti and sausages out of a tin on a regular basis.)
What David Lynch And Tylenol Can Tell You About The Brain – Research is always about how you write it up:
About a half-hour after receiving either 1,000 milligrams of Tylenol or a sugar pill, volunteers were asked to watch a couple of minutes of a Donald Duck cartoon to loosen up.
Then they got to see one of two very different clips. One group watched a clip from Rabbits, a 2002 Lynch film that IMDb "a story of a group of humanoid rabbits and their depressive, daily life." Yep. The others watched a clip from The Simpsons.
Both groups then watched a few minutes of a Snoopy cartoon to distract them.
Still with me? The researchers then asked the volunteers to pass judgment on after the Vancouver Canucks lost to the Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup in 2011.
The people who got a placebo and watched Rabbits meted out greater punishment than those who’d kicked back with The Simpsons (Tylenol or not) and those who’d had the benefit of Tylenol while squirming to the surreal Lynchian clip.
Screw the Tylenol, it may just be that The Simpsons makes people nicer.
John C. Moyer, 50, musician-hairdresser – A useful reminder that lots of unknown people do the grunt work:
John C. Moyer, 50, of Mount Airy, a piano player and recording engineer who later became a hairdresser, died Thursday, April 4, of liver disease at his home.
After playing in local pop bands in the early 1980s, Mr. Moyer shifted his focus to recording and opened Warehouse/J.E.M. Sound Recording Studios on Delaware Avenue in Northern Liberties.
He worked with such artists as Bon Jovi and DJ Jazzy Jeff, said his brother, Don. He also recorded works for an album, The Simpsons Sing the Blues, featuring the cartoon family.
Condolences.
House of Cards indeed: does the ‘Netflix model’ diminish television as art? – I can’t say I agree with the basic idea here, that House of Cards (which is fantastic, if dumb, fun) is somehow diminished because people on the internet don’t write about it enough, but this is certainly true:
One of the reasons The Simpsons will prove to be, in this writer’s haughty, look-at-me-I’m-a-TV-blogger opinion, television’s greatest achievement is because it’s almost impossibly enduring. Those classic seasons just don’t age; even a generally under-appreciated episode like “A Streetcar Named Marge” only increases in stature the more I revisit it (if you don’t cackle hysterically at this The Birds reference at The Ayn Rand School for Tots — genius in itself — then I can nought but pity you).
The really don’t age. It’s amazing.
26
Apr
13
Quote of the Day
“Will there be beer?” – Homer Simpson
“Beer is not allowed.” – Movementarian
“Homer no function beer well without.” – Homer Simpson
25
Apr
13
Quote of the Day
“Hello, town jubilation committee? Yeah, I got something that’s gonna make you a lot less jubilant.” – Moe
Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
24
Apr
13
Quote of the Day
“We’ll see you when you get back from image enhancement camp.” – Mr. Prince
“Spare me your euphemisms! It’s fat camp for daddy’s chubby little secret!” – Martin Prince
“You promised you wouldn’t make a scene.” – Mr. Prince
23
Apr
13
Quote of the Day
“I’m sorry, Homer, but I’m still mad at you. Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the face.” – Herb Powell
“Well, while you’re a guest in my home, could you just kick me in the butt?” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll try, but I’m not making any promises.” – Herb Powell
22
Apr
13
Quote of the Day
“Hello, Helen.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge.” – Helen Lovejoy
“Edna.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge.” – Edna Krabappel
“Uh . . . oh.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, my name is Agnes, and you know it’s Agnes! It means lamb, lamb of God!” – Agnes Skinner
(Sorry this went up late. Schedule screw up on my part.)
21
Apr
13
Quote of the Day
"Is he well enough for me to start mothering him unbearably, doctor?" – Marge Simpson
"Better let him rest up a while first." – Dr. Hibbert
20
Apr
13
Quote of the Day
“Hold on, Chief. It might be medicinal.” – Eddie
“Uh, yeah, medicinal! Without it I could, uh, go even blinder. Right?” – Mr. Mitchell
“And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster, ‘Nobody’s going to pay a hundred percent service charge’.” – C.M. Burns
“Well, it’s a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and the ignorant, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
The Tapped Out game continues to be a runaway hit for FOX and EA. Freemium games that dribble out content in exchange for cash have proven to be goldmines, and the Simpsons one is at the head of the pack, which means that there’s quite a bit of internet discussion about it. We’ve got a review of the latest expansion, an interview with an EA executive, and an article about the sneaky nature of freemium. In addition to those, we’ve also got a couple of links to ye olde Simpsons video games, some great fan made stuff, excellent usage, and discussion of television pets and gimmicks.
Enjoy.
National Library Week!! – Excellent:
In the meantime, I did a few Instagrams through some old translucent Simpsons trading cards, at a local library. I now share here, to better show how some of us (represented by familiar cartoon icons) relate to our libraries.
Click through for the pictures. They’re quite clever.
The Simpsons Season 24 Review "What Animated Women Want" – This is a pretty fair summary of last week’s episode:
It’s a real feat for the late-era The Simpsons to feel even lazier than usual, but, alas, sometimes we still get episodes like “What Animated Women Want,” which rests largely on Lisa acting completely out of character, and a hacky Fifty Shades of Gray reference. It just all felt shapeless. Each side of the episode even got a guest star, neither of whom did much of anything.
Well put.
The Simpsons’ Cupcake Mistake – And this is just a great way to describe Zombie Simpsons:
I have a habit of spotting continuation mistakes in TV programs, especially ones that are so blatant and sometimes it happens in cartoons/animation, but those aren’t so obvious… unless you’re the increasingly unfunny, hipstertastic Simpsons.
Heh, “hipstertastic”. And that would explain all the sushi restaurants.
The ‘Malibu Stacy with new hat effect’. – Excellent usage:
Chiefly, what I’m going to pick on is Apple here, as they are the brand I am most familiar with that is guilty of producing these kinds of displays.
Drawing from that endless pool of Simpsons’ analogies, do you recall an episode where Lisa endeavours to make a doll that does not conform to female stereotypes? Shortly before this doll (Lisa Lionheart) was released, a stand of dolls from monopoly brand Malibu Stacy is wheeled out, diverting the crowd of crazed girls.
“Look, cries one girl, “it’s Lisa Lionheart!”Another encourages them, “Keep running! We’re almost there!”
They almost make it, except an employee pulls a cart full of Malibu Stacy dolls “with NEW hat” in their path. They all stop: “They changed Malibu Stacy!” one exclaims. “She is better than ever!” says another. Lisa tries to point out that the only difference is her stupid cheap hat. “She still embodies all the awful stereotypes she did before!” Smithers is quick to point out, “But she’s got a new hat.”
Perfectly quoted and very astute.
Uruguay – U R GAY – Lots of people noted this connection when Uruguay went for marriage equality last week, but this one has YouTube.
Feature: Retro Vault: Castle of Illusion and Bart vs The Space Mutants – Check out this awesome 1992 print ad for Bart vs. The Space Mutants on Genesis. The copy is . . . unsubtle:
So help me save the earth! BUY MY GAMES! Thanks, man.
Month of Nostalgic Video Game Reviews 2 – The Simpsons: Bart’s Nightmare – Speaking of games from the early 90s:
Man, The Simpsons: Bart’s Nightmare was probably the first Simpsons game I played and was the strangest one. When I was younger this game used to freak me out a little, I think it was due to the strange nature of the dream universe that Bart was cruising through, some of the locations in the mini games were right weird and the music didn’t help either.
Email Roundtable #21 – No One Likes the Monkey – A Crazy Noises style discussion of TV pets which naturally includes lots of Simpsons discussion, everything from Blinky to Mojo.
The Simpsons: Tapped Out and the popular world of currency hacks – This is about right:
Many free-to-play games these days do suffer from “unseasonable design.” The Simpsons: Tapped Out is an offender of this. EA only gives away a negligible amount of donuts as a reward for raising your level. This generosity is offset when EA raises the amount of donuts needed to complete a task. Some things can take six donuts to complete instantly. When the game first released, two donuts could be used to speed up the majority of tasks. The Simpsons: Tapped Out is not a player-friendly game. It’s a money pit that takes advantage of Simpsons fans.
Indeed it is.
We talk to EA about The Simpsons smartphone game and mobile gaming in general – From an interview with an Australian/New Zealand EA executive:
One of EA’s biggest hits recently has been The Simpsons: Tapped Out. What do you think has enabled the game to become such a hit?
MF: There have been a number of contributing factors to The Simpsons: Tapped Out success. The game has been popular as it let new and old fans connect with the show; create their own Springfield with such a great history of characters; receive monthly content updates with tie-ins to episodes and iconic events like Treehouse of Horrors; and it is free to play. The Simpsons is an extremely popular show and has been over its 23 and counting year run on television. Everyone has a favourite episode.
Which episode of The Simpsons is your favourite one?
MF: Personally, mine is the eight episode of season four [“New Kid on the Block”] where Homer gets thrown out of the All-You-Can-Eat Seafood restaurant.
Well, he’s got good taste in episodes, and his ability to switch from execu-speak in the first question to normal English in the second is pretty impressive.
The Simpsons Tapped Out: Whacking Day – About the latest update:
Premium items are pretty bland this time, consisting of mainly vanity items. There’s a basket of snake eggs, which won’t benefit you, but also an elite Whacking License (up to 10 snakes per friend). Lumpy is also up for sale at 55 doughnuts, but I’m not sure if he/she/it is a character that just walks around or will be an inanimate object.
Why Bart Simpson Drives the Venezuelan Authorities Nuts – Click through for the picture:
Consider the little-known case of Miguel Ángel Hernández Souquett, a 51-year-old Venezuelan auto mechanic.
On February 5, 2010, at a baseball home game between Venezuela and Mexico, Hernández was arrested by agents of Venezuela’s military for the alleged crime of "offenses against the head of government." His crime? Hernández was wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt emblazoned with the cartoon character Bart Simpson, depicted with his trousers down and exposing his buttocks. Printed in black capital letters it read "Hugo, I shit on your revolution."
Ha. Well done, sir.
Harry Shearer’s Radio Show Taken Off Air – Lame:
The funnyman has been hosting Le Show on Santa Monica’s Kcrw-Fm since 1983, but station executives have now decided to ditch the programme as part of a massive scheduling overhaul.
Bosses hope to continue distributing the programme as a podcast and for national radio syndication, but Shearer is angry he will no longer be heard on the station which launched the show.
He has even appealed for another local station to take him on, writing in series of posts on Twitter.com, "Any radio station in La want to carry Le Show?… Well I guess that’s the end of my Kcrw affair."
Shearer goes on to encourage fans of Le Show to express their thoughts to station bosses, adding, "Thjx (thanks) to La Le Show listeners for weighing in on Kcrw decision. If you haven’t yet, now’s the time."
Should you be so inclined, this is their contact page and this is their Twitter account.
Our Favorite Simpsons Episodes (with Pics) – A touch of Zombie Simpsons here, but nothing past Season 12.
Do You Only See Homer? – A college student writing about media crams in an impressive number of citations in just a few paragraphs, including this, which I’d never seen before:
As Turner muses, The Simpsons ‘‘has become the new repository of the West’s common metaphors’’ (Turner via Smith 2005).
Indeed.
Full Faith and Credits* – A post about the ways shows modify their opening credits, which naturally includes “the real grand-daddy of the constantly changing credits has to be The Simpsons”.
Best. Episode. Ever. (Round 10) – The 256 episode Simpsons bracket continues. Here “Lady Bouvier’s Lover” beats “There’s No Disgrace Like Home”. Elsewhere, “Sideshow Bob Roberts”, “Homer and Apu”, and “The Trouble With Trillions” all advance. “The Homer They Fall” beat the undisputed king of Zombie Simpsons, “Eternal Moonshine of the Spotless Mind”:
I don’t want to be mean-spirited. I really do think “Moonshine” deserves praise, for its creative plot, elaborate animation and a few good jokes (like the “Ice Age” parody). But this tournament was set up to determine my favorite episode of my favorite TV show, and there are things here I just can’t overlook. The voice acting bugs me, too many of the jokes don’t land, the gimmicky plot is not strong enough to distract from its many holes.
That episode is way more inventive than typical Zombie Simpsons, but it definitely still sucks.
Here’s Conan O’Brien And A Bunch Of Old Writers Talking About The Simpsons – This is just a link to the O’Brien discussion from earlier this week, but it does contain a rather awesome animated .gif of O’Brien and Bart dancing before Bart is told to sit perfectly still.
“The Simpsons” Writers Reunion – Serious Jibber Jabber on Team Coco – This gets it about right:
It’s basically an extra-long DVD commentary (over 80 minutes long!) but for geeks of the show, it’s never dull.
I think Jean was relieved not to have to shoulder the entire discussion like he often has to on the Zombie Simpsons commentaries.
Video: “The Simpsons” Writers Reunion on Serious Jibber-Jabber w/ Conan O’Brien – I had no problem watching it all the way through:
This may not get too many views and few will sit through the entire 80-minute video (I did) but this is up simply because it’s awesome. For fans of The Simpsons, the world of comedy, and the process and history behind legendary works in entertainment, this is gold.
It is. (There’s a YouTube version at the link, if you want it.)
The Simpsons Top 10- Number 9-Mr Plow – Lots of good YouTube here.
Doctor Who Monday: Cold War…In 10 Words – I sure could go for a hundred tacos right about now.
42 (movie)…In 10 Words – I never realized how boring this game is.
Scary Movie 5…In 10 Words – Instead it’s been weird and scary like that movie Police Academy.
A 10 Word Tribute to Pat Summerall – He was always better than Brent Gunsilman.
Today Calls for Some of This – Heh:
Yes, it’s Colonel Kwik-E-Mart’s Kentucky Bourbon.
Enjoy responsibly.
The Raven | Dec. 30, 1334 – Even I wouldn’t go quite this far:
A nostalgic read, reminding me of my days at Worthing Sixth Form College studying A-level English literature and great for me to pick-up anytime I want to read a short horror story or poem. It contains the poem The Raven as made famous by The Simpsons.
It was famous before the show, though it does seem that no one can talk about it now without mentioning “Treehouse of Horror”.
50 most influential TV shows: Coronation Street and Columbo in, but no Mad Men or Sopranos – Unsurprisingly, The Simpsons makes the list.
15. Marge and Homer Simpson on The Simpsons – This is from a clickbait article on the “25 Most Sexual Sitcom Couples”. That is all.
Homer and Marge Simpson: Greatest TV couple ever – The staff at EW.com gushes over Homer and Marge. That is also all.
Journey to Double Jaw Surgery – This sounds terrible, but there is relief to be had:
Despite the horrendous nature of my recovery, it was brightened by having movies, lots of The Simpsons to watch, and Legend of Zelda to keep me busy
At least no one can drive her around the South and charge two bits a gander.
Five Reasons Tina Belcher is the best thing to happen to Animated Televsion in Years – Yeah:
Let’s face facts: Animated Television for grownups is a bit of a barren landscape. Sure, Archer is still going strong into its fourth season and Adventure Time, while not strictly a grownup show, has real emotional moments underneath its absurd hilarity, but The Simpsons is a fraction of the shadow of its former self it used to be
A very small fraction.
Does Sideshow Bob constitute true artistic excellence? – And finally, I get to end with someone who concisely agrees with us. Asked for “true artistic excellence”:
Guante, hip-hop artist and educator, went back in time: "Honestly, what comes to mind right away — one of the reasons I am such a big critic of everything — is because I remember Seasons 3 through 10 of ‘The Simpsons,’ which is so well-written and well-constructed and incredible that it is hard to like anything else."
Amen.
