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09
Nov
09

Pornography Monday

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy3
“But please, don’t you say that word.” – Homer Simpson
“What, ‘sex’? What’s so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had sex.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson

This is the last week of our reprieve from Zombie Simpsons so I figured it was time for another collection of the various porn searches people have used to find this site.  I was worried that these were going to get repetitive at some point, but it turns out that even though they don’t often describe all that many different sexual activities and participant combinations they do find new ways of searching for them.

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There are two standouts here.  I got a kick out of “Lisa Simpson Rule 34″.  That is efficient searching right there.  But my absolute favorite has got to be “lisa simpon suck bret simpon dick”.  Even if you’re typing with only one hand it shouldn’t be too hard to spell these names correctly.  Although “Bret Simpon” does kind of sound like a porn name.

21
Sep
09

Pornography Monday

The War of the Simpsons3“Not those peanuts, the ones at the bottom.” – Homer Simpson

Internet Rule #34 states that if it exists, there will be porn of it.  I’ve known that rule for a long time and so I was utterly unsurprised to find out that there are lots and lots of drawings of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and the rest of Springfield getting it on.  But my lack of surprise doesn’t mean that I’m not impressed by the variety, enthusiasm and sheer imagination of some of these search terms.

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The easy favorite this month has to be the one about Lisa’s “ash hole”.  And no I don’t know how “homosexual scotland” brought us up, but there you go.

17
Aug
09

Pornography Monday

Lisa's Wedding3
“Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white, I mean . . . Milhouse.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, Milhouse doesn’t count.” – Marge Simpson

It’s time for another installment of the pornographic search terms the world has used to find our stupid little blog.  Many are just the usual requests for intergenerational incest and what have you.  I was pretty amused by “extra porn lisa simpsons and milhouse”.  What, exactly, makes porn “extra”?

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“sweatpants sex”.  Yeah, baby.

20
Jul
09

Pornography Monday

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy2

Don’t turn on the light!  Don’t turn on the light!” – Homer & Marge Simpson

It’s time for more pornographic search terms that lead people to the Dead Homer Society.  This month’s installment includes two separate searches for people who want to watch Bart get it on with Milhouse and the incestuously specific, “marge sucking bart homer is fucking marg”.  No word on the preferred position.

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I love the internet.

15
Jun
09

Pornography Monday

Bart After Dark2

People type all kinds of shit into search engines, so even a humble and low traffic blog like this one gets hits from some pretty weird searches.  The most entertaining of these are usually sexual in nature and so we hereby present this list of actual search terms that people have used to find the Dead Homer Society in the last month and a half:

lisa and bart simpson in bed

marge simpson porn

homer simpson and marge simpson porn

bart and marge doing it

bart fucks lisa

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My favorite is the one about the “kittchen”.  Lots of people have oedipal impulses, but the need to have Bart fuck his mother in the kitchen is so quaint it’s almost charming.  I wonder if the more common motivation here is horniness or boredom?  I’d bet on boredom, but horniness wouldn’t surprise me.

What’s most amusing about all these is the fact that this website contains nothing sexually explicit.  So what likely happened is that people were searching for sexually explicit Simpsons material but then their general Simpsons interest led them to click here anyway.  That’s fandom.

Oh yeah, and be careful running these types of searches if you’re in Australia:

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