“Oh, Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise.” – Maude Flanders
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“Just take mine. A simple cupcake will bring me no pleasure.” – Lisa Simpson
This week we’ve got two links hearkening back to Season 1’s melancholy masterpiece “Moaning Lisa”, and two different fond remembrances of the first time someone ever watched the show. Season 1 often gets overlooked for the very understandable reasons that it both looks and sounds quite different than it would even in Season 2, but those episodes still resonate with people, and that’s astonishing. In addition to that, we’ve got a great Spider-Man put down, new old bootleg Bart, some .gifs, and a horrifying soccer mascot.
The makers of Malibu Stacy, the Simpsons stand-in for Barbie, respond with an all-night brainstorming session where it is decided to release a Malibu Stacy which is exactly the same but has a new hat.
A River of Melted Hot Butter – This is a transcript of a diary from when the author was a kid, and this is great:
After dinner we went to ACE and got some candy. I got some gum. It was so good. I’m chewing the gum right now. I am also watching The Simpsons. It is my favorite episode. At 7:00, Jamie is coming to spend the night. Anyway, it’s almost seven and she’s going to miss The Simpsons. That’s okay, she saw it when she came over today.
But what episode is it??
Three Men And A Comic Book – This is true:
-Wow, they got away with Homer saying “T.S.” on prime-time television, in the early 90s. Sure, it was just an acronym, but it was still pretty bold for the time.
Also, too, I was about the only kid I knew who hated The Wonder Years, so I’ve always loved when Homer keeps interrupting Bart’s narrative staring.
Sex and The Simpsons – And none of the examples are from Zombie Simpsons, hooray. Also, there’s a .gif of Homer in the Mr. Plow jacket.
The Shearer Situation: An Overview – Our old friend Noah takes a look at the why of Shearer’s departure:
So, why would he leave then? Well, these seem to be the three prevailing theories:
Be Street – Bootleg Bart Creative Contest – Modern takes on classic Bart. Notorious B.A.R.T. is great.
Hank Azaria on Harry Shearer’s Simpsons Dispute – No real news here, but at least Azaria’s got a sense of humor about it:
Azaria, who conceded, “If he really doesn’t come back, the show has to continue in some way at least for a while … Maybe we’ll do a YouTube thing, like how they found that Asian guy that sings for Journey.”
LISTEN: The Simpsons ‘Moaning Lisa’ Review – Just what it says. I love that episode.
Caitlyn Jenner is given The Simpsons treatment with her Vanity Fair cover – That same Italian artists strikes again.
Is Pixar’s Inside Out Just a Herman’s Head Rip-Off? – Excellent usage:
Oh, really, Pixar, you’re going inside the mind of an 11-year-old girl to visit the personifications of her primary emotions – Joy (Amy Poehler), Sadness (Phyllis Smith), Fear (Bill Hader), Disgust (Mindy Kaling) and Anger (Lewis Black), all of whom congregate in “headquarters.” In the immortal words of George Harrison watching the Bee Sharps perform on top of Moe’s Bar on The Simpsons, “It’s been done.”
Incidentally, Inside Out was fantastic.
Pixar’s Inside Out: Riley is a feminist hero. – Double excellent usage:
They’re clearly well-meaning, but they’re guilt-tripping their kid. (The scenario echoes a 1990 Simpsons episode in which sweet Marge Simpson implores a down-in-the-dumps Lisa to “take all your bad feelings and push them down, all the way down past your knees, until you’re almost walking on them.”)
The only thing to do is forgive yourself and try to do better next time. (Marge Simpson came around, too; she apologizes to Lisa and says, “Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you.”)
Perfectly quoted and apt (and have I mentioned Inside Out is really good?).
Eye On Springfield: Ross Mckendrick – Fantastic:
What is your history with the Simpsons? Do you remember the first time you saw the show?
I was born in 1988, so The Simpsons has been around pretty much my whole life. I was aware of it from a very young age but my family never had satellite TV, which was the only way you could see episodes in the UK at that time. The first time I ever saw the show itself must’ve been Hallowe’en 1994, because it was the Treehouse Of Horror episode with ‘The Shinning’ in it.
I only managed to catch it because my mum had taken me out guising (which is what we call trick-or-treating in Scotland), and as we reached the house about 2 doors down from ours the episode was just starting. I invited myself into this family’s house, plonked myself in front of their TV and pretty much refused to leave for most of the episode.
I was totally enthralled by it, I didn’t even bother doing my ‘trick’, which was my pretty killer Jim Carrey impression (I had dressed as The Mask; green face, zoot suit and everything). I thought the fact they had a Scottish character was awesome, and even more awesome was the fact it was a cartoon, but it had axe murders in it. I seriously thought the whole show was like that; a twisted cartoon take on movies I wasn’t allowed to watch yet.
It was love at first sight.
Al Jean has 90 hours (and counting) of Simpsons commentaries under his belt – Not a great deal of big information in this Jean interview, but this is kinda funny:
AVC: Have you found that people know your voice from the commentaries now?
AJ: Yes, in a very spooky fashion. I was at an airport restaurant in Arizona, and I hadn’t given my credit card, and the guy goes, “Oh, you’re Al Jean from The Simpsons!” That is a bizarre feeling.
Homer and Marge address the ‘split’ rumours – The show put out a ninety second video to keep attention on them for CNN’s fuckup. You will be unsurprised to learn that it contains a lot of exposition and Homer gets badly hurt and yells.
Partick Thistle’s new half sun/half Lisa Simpson mascot is absolutely terrifying – That is serious nightmare fuel.
Top Five TV Sofas and Chairs – Even British furniture companies know that the Simpsons couch is iconic.
Fashion Spotlight: Fighting Scottish, Doof Warrior vs The Mad, and Fight Like A Princess – Groundskeeper Willie as athletic mascot.
agoodcartoon: fumbling but well-meaning, the… – Reader Ethan P sends in this Tennessee political cartoon featuring, Burns, Homer, and a mouthwatering donut. Thanks, Ethan!
New trending GIF tagged reaction the simpsons simpsons… – It’s TS for Ralph.
New trending GIF tagged reaction the simpsons laughing… – Burns laughing maniacally.
New trending GIF tagged the simpsons simpsons via… – Barney turning into Minday and back again. Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts.
Eye On Springfield: Kathy Bejma Of Metalcakes/Faberge Egg Salad – And finally, I get to end the way I like, with someone who agrees with us. This is an interview with the blog author who did the recipes I linked last week, and in addition to having some great Simpsons patches and buttons (which you can see at the link), there’s this:
Do you still watch the show? If not, do you remember what made you stop watching?
I don’t watch the show anymore. I’m a fan of seasons 1-10. There are 2 or 3 episodes I like in season 11, but that’s it.
I stopped watching when the jokes weren’t clever anymore. More times than not, I was laughing because I was uncomfortable, not because it was actually funny.