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23
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

Lisa the Greek18

“Uh, Mom, could you loosen my blanket a little?  Dad tucked me in too tight and it’s cutting off the circulation in my arms and legs.” – Lisa Simpson

22
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

And Maggie Makes Three14

“I’ll stay here, but I’m gonna think about products I might like to purchase.  Ooh . . . Mmm . . . Ooh, I don’t have that.” – Marge Simpson

21
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

Homer's Odyssey11

“There, there, Homer, you’ll find a job.  You’ve caused plenty of industrial accidents, and you’ve always bounced back.” – Marge Simpson

20
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

Selma's Choice14

“Patty, Selma, I’m sorry.” – Homer Simpson
“He’s hugging us, what do we do?” – Selma Bouvier
“Just close your eyes, and think of MacGyver.” – Patty Bouvier

19
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson16

“You’re my last hope.  I’ve never reached out to you before, but my wife is in your hour of need.  Your help could make all the difference in the world.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay.” – Fat Tony
“See, boss?  I told you that ad in the church bulletin would pay off.” – Louie

18
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

And Maggie Makes Three13

“Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O-Ball-O?” – Al
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, then.” – Al

17
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

Faith Off5

“You’re the miracle boy with the healing hands, arghhn’t ya?” – Captain McAllister
“Nah, I don’t do that anymore.” – Bart Simpson
“So I guess I’ll have to see someone else about my crippling depression.” – Captain McAllister




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