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26
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

ShoeHorn

“Wow, a shoe horn!  Just like in the movies . . . shoe goes on, shoe goes off.  Shoe goes on, shoe goes off.  Shoe goes on, shoe goes off.” – Homer Simpson

25
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

Another Simpsons Clip Show3

“Does anyone else have a love story?” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, I do.  And, just like your love stories, it’s tragic and filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal.” – Lisa Simpson

24
Sep
14

Bonus Quote of the Day

Sideshow Bob Roberts10

“Mr. Mayor, is is true you rigged the election?” – Lionel Hutz
“No, I did not.” – Mayor Terwilliger
“Kids, help.” – Lionel Hutz

Phil Hartman would’ve been 66 today, happy birthday!  

24
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

Kamp Krusty18

“Point and game Becker.  And will the harlequin in the third row please keep his voice down.” – Wimbledon Announcer
“Sorry, folks, uh, sorry, your majesty.” – Krusty the Klown

Happy birthday Brad Bird!

23
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

Three Men and a Comic Book12

“Americanize this, my good man.” – Bart Simpson
“Okey-dokey.” – Bank Teller
“All those coins were only worth three lousy cents?” – Bart Simpson
“Let the good times roll.” – Bank Teller

22
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

PencilSharpener

“My teacher’s a nightmare!  Three kids got sick from inhaling his ointment fumes, he confiscated everything made of tin, and then he sent us home early because he got his beard caught in the pencil sharpener.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, okay, um, here . . . Oh!, uh, okay, let’s see, um, what if I did this? . . . You’re on your own!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

21
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson6

“And that’s when the CHUDs came at me.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, Homer, of course you’ll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the CHUDs.” – Marge Simpson




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