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01
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Brother From the Same Planet18

“Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, it’s that record club.  The first nine were only a penny, then they jacked up the price!  It’s not fair.  It’s not fair I tells ya!” – Homer Simpson

31
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

The Way We Was23

“You know, that nuclear power plant will be opening soon.  It’s one of the few outfits around that won’t require a college education.” – Guidance Counselor
“Me in a nuclear power plant?  Heh-heh-heh, kaboom!” – Homer Simpson

30
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

The Day the Violence Died11

“You invented Itchy?  The Itchy & Scratchy Itchy?” – Bart Simpson
“Sure.  In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence.  Before I came along, all cartoon animals did was play the ukulele.  I changed all that.” – Chester J. Lampwick
“Well, I’m not calling you a liar, but . . . but I can’t think of a way to finish that sentence.” – Bart Simpson

29
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

Trampoline

“I can’t believe it!” – Bart Simpson
“Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering.” – Lisa Simpson

28
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

There's No Disgrace Like Home16

“Alright, time for a family meeting.” – Homer Simpson
“Why can’t we have a meeting when you’re watching TV?” – Lisa Simpson

27
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

Marge on the Lam15

“Ha!  And to think, those idiot environmentalists were protesting this landfill!” – Chief Wiggum
“Solid waste, I could kiss you! . . . Eww . . . Oow . . . Ugh . . . Ooh, I think this was pizza!” – Homer Simpson

26
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds16

“Hey, look, a really small dog just fell out of Santa’s girlfriend.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh my God, she’s having babies!  Oh, I’m sorry, girl, I thought you were just getting fat.” – Marge Simpson




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