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“Tonight, Seventies leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his dreams. We may remem-. . . woman? Huh. Okay. We may remember Troy from such films as The Verdict Was Mail Fraud and Leper in the Backfield.” – Not John Tesh
“Watch out, Laszlo Panaflex!” – Troy McClure
Matt Groening is getting a tile on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I found this out via a press release we got this afternoon, but if you’d asked me this morning whether or not he already had one, I would’ve said “Probably?”. Here are the official details:
MATT GROENING CELEBRATES 500TH EPISODE OF “THE SIMPSONS” WITH
STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME
WHO: Matt Groening
Emcee: Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, President/CEO Leron Gubler
Guest speakers: Hank Azaria (voice of Moe, Chief Wiggum, plus others)
and Yeardley Smith (voice of Lisa Simpson).
WHAT: 2,459th Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in the Category of
WHERE: 7021 Hollywood Boulevard at the corner of Sycamore near The
WHEN: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 11:30 a.m.
“The Simpson’s star”? Does no one at hip, edgy Web 2.0 marketing firms proofread anymore? The rest of the press release contains more indirect comedy, like the mini-biography that uses the registered trademark symbol four times in five sentences, just in case you forgot that “Life In Hell®” after the first one. More amusing still is this bit from the legalese at the end:
The information in this email and any attached files is confidential. It is intended solely for the use of the addressee. Any unauthorized disclosure or use is prohibited.
It’s a fucking press release! The whole point of sending it to me is to get me to disclose its contents, but apparently that’s prohibited. Oops.
Anyway, good for Groening. And if anyone goes to the ceremony, do me a favor and count how many times they make “what an honor to have people’s shoes all over my name” type jokes.
“Dad, what’s a Muppet?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, it’s not quite a mop, and it’s not quite a puppet, but man . . . so to answer your question, I don’t know.” – Homer Simpson
Shorter than usual Reading Digest this week on account of Thanksgiving, but there are a couple of links relating to the new Muppet movie. One is the quote above, which was very popular when discussing the revival of the moribund Muppets franchise, the other is a reference to none other than Poochie by the director himself. As usual, once The Simpsons comments on something, it sticks around forever. Besides that there’s two great pieces of fan art, some excellent usage, the pepper spray meme, and some despair at network television’s fan unfriendly cancellation decisions.
Milhouse Art – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is this excellent fan made Milhouse art. I especially like the second one.
Nobody Likes Milhouse! – Animated .gif with subtitles.
Occupy Wall Street Supporter Makes Jay-Z "Scrooge" Sculpture – That is a neat sculpture, particularly the Mr. Burns head sandwiched between Hova and Scrooge McDuck.
Pepper spraying cop meme: next level – Chief Wiggum goes to UC Davis.
IAR Press Conference Coverage: ‘The Muppets’ – Lots of people quoted this in response to the new Muppets movie, please consider this link a stand in for the rest of them:
In a now ancient but in no way diminished episode of The Simpsons, Lisa asks Homer, "Dad, what’s a Muppet?" To which her father replies, "Well, it’s not quite a mop, and not quite a puppet, but man," and laughs with a satisfied chuckle before adding, "To answer your question: I don’t know." Aside from being a typically quotable moment of vintage Simpsons, this exchange actually gets to the essence of The Muppets. Intellectually, we know that Jim Henson‘s creations are simply felt puppets, yet they’re imbued with such character and life that we wholly believe them as living organisms with heart and soul.
Director James Bobin Talks ‘The Muppets’ – Hey, speaking of the Muppets, here’s an interview with the director of the new movie about a new Muppet they made:
Anytime you hear that, there’s going to be a new character, you’re all, “Oh no…” It’s like in The Simpsons, when they did that great episode about the skateboarding ninja dog.
Oh yeah, Poochie!
Poochie! Right, Poochie is a guy who’s created by the network to make it cool. They just have this disastrous idea, and they have another random character who’s just living in [The Simpsons’] house. The Simpsons were always very honest about that sort of thing. Literally, the death knell of any great idea is that committee coming together to create a character to put in the show, because the demographics demand it.
The Simpsons named US TV show with greatest influence on Britain – I don’t know enough about British culture to speak to this, but you’ll get no argument from me.
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword…In 10 Words – Lee Carvallo, you’ve done it again.
Pyjamas – Slightly cleverer than the usual Krusty Brand Seal of Approval stuff, it’s a t-shirt with Homer’s body so the wearer’s head goes where Homer’s would. It does clash slightly with the ruggedly handsome model. At least he’s got the five o’clock shadow.
Three of a Kind – Expounding on the superiority of the SEC to the shattered remains of the Big 12:
The Big 12 is 2 teams deep right now. And one of those teams lost to the worst team in the big 12 since the big 12 was ever thought of. To quote Moe Syzlak “they’re the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.” Yes, I’m talking about Iowa State.
The quote is slightly off, he says “They were the suckiest”, and of course it was Homer who said it, not Moe. Apparently Ess Eee Cee speed does not allow for double checking things.
“Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors, then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. I said, ‘Look, I’ll change the logo, put Mickey’s pants back on!’ Pfft, some guys you just can’t reason with.” – Railroad Bridge Bum (The Simpsons) – “Well, I used to own a successful car company. My strategy was giving ’em Japanese names. You guys ever drive a Tempura hatchback?”
My Six-Year-Old Sings the Blues – Excellent usage:
But since we’re mother and daughter, I assume that there’s some connection between her desire to steep herself in sadness when she’s sad and my tendency towards annoyance when people try to cheer me out of the doldrums.
“The blues isn’t about feeling better, it’s about making other people feel worse, and making a few bucks while you’re at it.” – Bleeding Gums Murphy (from The Simpsons)
Let’s Get Animated! – A top ten list of animated comedies. The Simpsons gets the top spot for obvious reasons, but I was pleasantly surprised to see The Critic at #4, and Mission Hill even makes an appearance.
Network Television has no humanity – This is true:
Network Television, if they’re not killing wonderful TV shows in their prime, then they just start beating a dead horse! I think we can all agree, that even though The Office is a great show, it would have been better if they had just took a leave out of the book of their British counterpart and ENDED THE SHOW WHILE THEY WERE AHEAD! Same goes for the Simpsons…. I mean really?
Really. Sad, but really.