“Alright, I’ll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.” – Mr. Blackheart
“Here’s the keys.” – Homer Simpson
“Elephants don’t have keys.” – Mr. Blackheart
“I’ll just keep these, then.” – Homer Simpson
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“Now, each one of you take a floor and get started.” – Marge Simpson
“I call the basement!” – Homer Simpson
“Fine.” – Marge, Bart & Lisa Simpson
“D’oh? . . . D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
With Christmas and New Year’s falling on Thursdays this year, the last two weeks have been somewhat disorienting. With two of the biggest holidays of the year in the middle of the week, I’ve had to constantly remind myself what day it is. And so, this morning, it dawned on me that not only was it Friday, but that I hadn’t put up a Reading Digest last week. Whoops. Anywho, we’ve got several year end wrap up links below, along with an unusually large amount of kick-ass fan art (including painted fingernails, Lego posings, sketches, and more), a couple of people who agree with us, and plenty more.
“Mr. Burns: A Post-Electric Play” and the nature of stories and storytelling – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is this detailed look at how they’re getting ready to put it on in Chicago. Theater looks hard.
Fan Art Friday: The Simpsons by techgnotic on DeviantArt – A huge collection of fan art, much of which I’d never seen before (via). Bravo, internet.
The Simpsons Road to Ruin (Ramones Album Cover) – And speaking of fan art, here’s the family as The Ramones. Hey, I think they liked us!
That Name Again? It’s Mr. Plow! – Mr. Plow themed nail art (with underpants)!
The Refinement of the Decline – A 2014 review of the year in pop music illustrated with many Simpsons .gifs.
Using The Simpsons to Enhance Literature at Every Grade Level in High School – A high school teacher runs down some of the episodes she can use to teach literature. There’s some Zombie Simpsons, but it’s mostly very solid.
Was the McBain movie planned, or are we watching The Simpsons with rose-coloured glasses? – Plenty of McBain clips here, but I don’t disagree with the conclusion in the least. Nobody ever said it was all planned, it’s just that most crappy action movies are so formulaic that you only need a handful of scenes to basically recreate the whole thing.
Simpsons tour includes stops outside Springfield – Visitors to Eugene, Oregon can take a tour of some city sights that look an awful lot like those in Springfield.
25 Years at 742 Evergreen Terrace – A loving appreciation of the show includes this accurate if very weak defense of Zombie Simpsons:
We’re nowhere near the heydays of the mid-nineties, but it’s absolutely not the worst animated show on television.
The Perfect Nativity? – No nativity scene is complete without Homer, Marge, and some storm troopers.
The NBA’s ‘Simpsons’ Superfan Reveals His Favorite Episodes – I just got a new favorite NBA player:
This was clearly a man who’d spent his formative years at 742 Evergreen Terrace, so I asked him to come up with his top five (or actually six or seven) episodes.
“I’ve been thinking about this and it’s tough,” he says by phone. “That Golden Age is so good. There’s not really a bad episode – in my opinion – in seasons one to eight. Can’t find a bad episode.”
Lots of good YouTube and nary a Zombie Simpsons sighting at the link.
They Live! – An alternate casting of camp alien movie They Live! with Homer and company. He came here to eat donuts and kick ass . . . and he’s all out of donuts. Well done with dissolving .gifs to give you the right idea.
[Review] The Simpsons Minifigure Series – A detailed review of all of the individual Lego figures you can buy that comes complete with instructions on how to tell which one you’re getting. At the end, he also staged some scenes from the show, and the “Grampa is shrinking one” is fantastic. Plus there’s this:
Much like the house set, this minifigure series falls into the better-late-than-never category. “The Simpsons” as a show is long since past it’s glory days as the cultural phenomenon it once was. This is clearly evidenced by the show-specific accessories included with the figures, with all but one (Marge’s magazine) being from 10+ years ago. It’s kind of a double-edged sword as by finally getting these iconic cross-over figures, such merchandising is probably only further delaying the merciful plug be pulled on the TV show.
Thanks to reader Zach P. for sending this in!
Lego has new Simpson minifigs and a Kwik-e-Mart set coming in 2015 – And speaking of Legos, a certain subsidiary of Nordyne Defense Dynamics appears to be getting the block treatment. All hail merchandising.
Character Profile 1: Lisa Simpson – Another internet love letter to Lisa. You can probably guess which of her many famous scenes it ends on, but it’s too good to not revisit again.
Itchy and Scratchy – Good move:
Instead of being productive, I decided to draw Itchy and Scratchy as humans.
You can really see the resemblance in the mouths. Excellent.
December Loot Crate Review: Anniversary – Including a cool Simpsons wallet.
Did Michael Jackson Actually Sing On The Simpsons? – A complete breakdown of Jackson’s appearance in “Stark Raving Dad”.
How is Bury Me At Makeout Creek different than your previous albums?
It really comes down to instrumentation. My past two records were written on piano, with orchestral instruments. My third record was written on guitar for guitar, with traditional “band” instruments.
You referenced The Simpsons on the record’s title, are you a diehard fan?
I’m not! I just grew up abroad where there was very little English-speaking television, and The Simpsons was one of the few shows that aired on TV. During the creation of this record, I was casually watching an episode when Milhouse said that line [“Bury me at makeout creek”]. In that moment I just thought, “welp, that’s the album title.” Often times the most important decisions I make are the ones I don’t put much thought into.
The Biggest Reason We Steal Other People’s Ideas – George Meyer is wise:
To combat kleptomnesia, psychologists recommend reducing distractions and cutting down on multitasking. It can also be useful to minimize exposure to similar work. For example, comedy writer George Meyer avoided watching “Seinfeld” while writing for “The Simpsons” (16 seasons!). “I was afraid I might subconsciously borrow a joke,” Meyer told me.
The 10 best Christmas TV episodes – “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” comes in at #4.
tvDownload’s 2014 Rewind: The Ten Best Holiday Episodes EVER – The first episode comes in at #3 here.
We Love Legitimate Theatre: Mr. Burns, A Post-Electric Play – A review of the play when it was in Arizona, like most it’s very high on it.
Worst TV Moments of 2014 – The Family Guy crossover makes the list at #8.
The 5 Worst Pop Culture Moments of 2014 (Chris ZF version) – And #5 here. It really was bad.
You know that a scene has become a cultural mainstay when The Simpsons did a parody of it which ended up being just as memorable as the original.
The D’oh of Homer: Professors employ TV’s Simpsons – Our old friend Denise DuVernay makes an appearance here, but if you’re reading this blog then you already know how inadvertently educational the show is.
Macro Photography : Maggie Portrait by LCoutinho – Simpson Lego figures working a camera. Neat.
Day 5 in Peru, Part 2 — Ollantaytambo is a Fun Word to Say – Attention everyone: there is a Kwik-E-Mart in Peru. That is all.
Fact Check: Episode of ‘The Simpsons’ didn’t really predict Ebola – Uh, Florida newspapers? No one actually thinks they did.
Homer – Pretty good Homer pea-brain sketch.
Sketch O’ This Day: 12/31/2014 – And one of America’s favorite cat and mouse team.
Happy New Year! – Itchy & Scratchy on a wall in Vancouver.
Maggie Simpsons Earrings – Do it yourself Maggie earrings.
2015 “Homer at the Bat” Lineup – What might Burns’s lineup of ringers look like with today’s pros? Click the link to find out.
Mini MAC Haul! – A photographic look at the Marge branded cosmetics.
A Quick Thought: Bob’s Burgers and The Simpsons – Don’t worry:
Now as I see the newer episodes I can’t help but think either, “Wow that was clearly just a stupid gimmick episode.” or just plain, “Meh..” However, despite this, I would hate for the series to just be straight up cancelled, because like Bob’s Burgers, I believe this series still has the potential to become great. The Simpsons has been torn up and down multiple times in its lifetime, and I believe that it can once again rise up from the ashes to become something great once more.
I would honestly much rather The Simpsons die as a beloved cartoon icon that was great than as an average cartoon that was just really old and had to be put down.
When the show does die, my hunch is that while people will remember that it was on forever, they’ll almost exclusively rewatch the good ones.
How To Watch The Simpsons…These Days – And finally, I get to end with someone who agrees with us:
Certainly The Simpsons’ should have died over a decade ago- likely with a finale viewed by the most of the world in possession of a television, but as much as that affords you in artistic merit (e.g. Breaking Bad), it doesn’t bring in the assured pennies. The Simpsons- a most regrettable Cash-Cow.
Who knows what adventures they’ll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?
“Gosh, I thought he’d be happier in his true habitat.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, I think he is.” – Wildlife Refuge Guy
“Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks. Stop that, Mr. Simpson.” – Wildlife Refuge Guy
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart Gets an Elephant”. Original airdate 31 March 1994.
“Mr. Simpson, I think you’ll find this amount more than fair.” – Mr. Blackheart
“Dad, I think he’s an ivory dealer. His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I’m pretty sure that check is ivory.” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, a guy who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.” – Homer Simpson
First Google Image result for “warped Africa map”, shamelessly yoinked from here.
“Don’t worry, Stampy, I won’t let Homer sell you to that ivory dealer. You and I are gonna run away together. We’ll keep to the back roads and make our way south. Then, if I know my geography, it’s just twelve miles to Africa.” – Bart Simpson
“After breakfast, me and Milhouse are going down to the ravine. We got a tip from a six-year-old that there’s a dead Martian down there.” – Bart Simpson
Before we get to this week’s links, let me take you on a brief tour of a rumor. Yesterday afternoon, Springfield Springfield tweeted:
‘The Simpsons’ likely to end after current season, confirms Fox executive
The tweet contained a link to this story from New York Daily News titled “‘The Simpsons’ likely to end after current season, confirms Fox executive: report”. The keyword here is “confirms”, which is used right in the second paragraph as well as in the title:
A Fox executive confirmed to Reuters on Wednesday that even if the actors who voice the animated series took a pay cut, it still wouldn’t make it profitable — so the current 23rd season will likely be the last.
Following the link to the Reuters story reveals “Another ‘Simpsons’ Season Would Likely Be Last, Executive Says (Exclusive)”. This is what happens when you do Ctrl-F for the word “confirm” at that story:
So, there really hasn’t been any confirmation at all. Nor, for that matter, was it an “exclusive”. While the story linked from the New York Daily News is indeed at reuters.com, it’s not an actual Reuters story. In fact, it’s a rewrite of the same original report at The Wrap. The story is even bylined “By Tim Molloy at TheWrap”. The Wrap and Reuters must have some kind of content sharing agreement, but no FOX executive ever spoke with Reuters. There’s no “exclusive” and there certainly isn’t any cause to use the word “confirm”.
However, since the content sharing agreement apparently doesn’t require a link back to the original story (which I discussed yesterday), it certainly looks like a second report from Reuters confirming the original story. It isn’t. It’s the original story published in two places.
So what happened is: a story originally at entertainment site The Wrap gets published. A few hours later, the exact same guy changes a few words and publishes it on Reuters. The New York Daily News picks that up as confirmation, which then gets sent as confirmation to Springfield Springfield’s twitter followers. Not a single new piece of information hit the internet, it’s just one report echoing around as fast as fiber optic cable can carry it (which is really fast). This single, unconfirmed report spawned more news stories and blog posts than I could ever hope to link, all saying that the show likely had only one season left.
However, late yesterday, right about the time the New York Daily News was getting confused, there was an actual new story published at The Wrap, “‘Simpsons’ Deadline for Voice Actors Looms”. It contains this direct refutation of the original quote:
The person familiar with the actors’ position dismissed the idea that Fox wants no more than one more season as "pure spin" and a negotiating tactic. The person said the offer now on the table for the actors would include a guarantee of two more seasons and the option of a third.
This is just one more anonymous quote in a week that’s seen far too many of them, but the report that Season 24 won’t be the last is at least as credible as the one that Season 24 will be the last. It probably won’t go flying around the internet like the other one, but that has nothing to do with whichever of them turns out to have been correct.
Ultimately, that a whole bunch of people were temporarily misinformed about this isn’t that big of a deal. The show is either going to get cancelled (still very unlikely) or it’s going to keep going (ugh). All the blog posts and goofy stories by theoretically respectable news outlets won’t matter in the least to the outcome. But it’s a little disturbing that a single unconfirmed rumor that was childishly easy to track down – all I had to do was read and follow links – could get people that confused that fast.
Due to cancellation fever, there are fewer links than usual this week. On the plus side, several of those links are from people who heard the talk of the show ending and thought it should’ve done so long ago. There’s also the return of awesome Simpsons embroidery, a couple of mentions of Homer’s parenting advice, productivity enhancing camping hammocks, and cake pops. Mmmm, cake pops.
[Programming note: Time spent sorting through rumors this week was time I didn’t spend doing a Compare & Contrast post for “Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts”. It will be along, likely early next week. There’s no new Zombie Simpsons this Sunday anyway. There will be further updates on the Zombie Simpsons contract negotiations when actual new information comes along. At this point, things are exactly where they’ve been all week: negotiating behind closed doors for a contract extension.]
[Update 12:06pm EDT: Harry Shearer released a statement this morning. It basically just takes a dump on FOX and says they’re being a bunch of greedy bastards, which is true. No news about progress or collapse of the talks. Carry on.]
The 5 Best Songs on The Simpsons – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is six songs from the show. While some people just make lists, others go to the time to find YouTube for each song, even if it means the dialogue is dubbed into a foreign language while the song is still in English. The bilingualism causes some funny juxtapositions, especially on the Canyonero song.
Greed may do ‘The Simpsons’ a favor – Five classic YouTube clips to celebrate the rumored end of the show.
Rick’s Cafe: The ten best Simpsons sports episodes ever – This list contains one episode from Season 11, everything else comes from before that. Oddly enough, the only two images are from Zombie Simpsons episodes that aren’t on the list.
Homer Simpson Model of Parenting – A list of some of Homer’s better parenting quotes. I didn’t check them, and there are a few later season quotes, but on the whole this is a very cromulent list. Bravo.
half-arsed over-gardening – Some excellent parental usage:
It feels a little small when she, when they give me that look. As Homer said in reply to Bart, “But I’m using my whole ass.”
Homer’s resigned sadness in that line is awesome.
The best kind of tent is not a tent – Apparently they make hammocks you can use to go camping with now. What an age to be alive. There’s also Hank Scorpio YouTube here, you can probably guess which scene.
the simpsons embroidery project // 4 – Simpsons embroidery is back again. This time we’ve got Homer riding the bomb and Thrillho. Both are amazingly done, from the nicks in the “Do Not Ride The Bomb” sign to the wind in Thrillhouse’s hair.
Birthday with the Simpsons – Fan made Simpsons cake pops. Oh man, those look good (and check out Marge’s hair!).
Rebel With A Versatile Cause – Pretty much:
I love The Simpsons. If I were in a conversation with a like-minded soul, and we just sat there throwing out quotes from the first 10-seasons or so, I genuinely cannot imagine what would happen to make me tire of the conversation. Dehydration, perhaps.
The Simpsons Top 10 Episodes of the First 10 Seasons (Re-post) – Exactly what it says, though I was a bit surprised to see “Viva Ned Flanders” in the #10 spot.
Lisa Simpson, I’m amazed – Some vegan love for Lisa, along with bran flakes and tiny Simpsons toys. Cool.
peeing with the door open is patriotic – If you have a bathroom you don’t share with anyone you can do whatever you want in it, including post YouTube of Homer whizzing with the door open.
Boob – And finally, we get to end with three links to people who agree with us. First up is this quick television roundup which includes this:
Simpsons- I watch this almost completely out of nostalgia and some weird form of loyalty. It hasn’t been great in over a decade and barely borders on good most of the time. The premiere was so-so, and the online voting was so lame. For those that don’t know, they ended the finale with an online poll. They wanted the viewer to vote whether or not a couple should stay together. Wow. Hilarious.
My sarcasm detector just exploded.
Mmmm, opinions on Beliebers… – The author here is a teenager who isn’t keen on Justin Bieber or his fans. After some excellent mockery of both, she brings down the hammer:
Tonight on Twitter, PURPLE MONKEY DISH WASHER was trending. For a second, I had some faith in my generation. I was so excited! People knew The Simpsons! Wow!
Haha, I was wrong.
Apparently, PURPLE MONKEY DISH WASHER is an inside joke within the Beliebers. They are clueless to its origin, and that makes me sick.
There’s a video of me at 4 months old watching The Simpsons. I’ve been raised with it. I have seen positively every episode, most twice. You do not mess with me and The Simpsons.
Something that drives me crazy about people today is that they’ve only ever seen the new episodes. I tell people all the time, you have to go back and watch the old ones! You fool! You have no idea what you’re missing!
Got that right. Keep the faith, sister; their love of Bieber will fade, but love of The Simpsons lasts a lifetime.
The “About Goddamn Time” Files – Simpsons might get cancelled – This guy hits a lot of the notes we always hit:
The characters that used to drive the show are all just caricatures of their former selves. The writing is hackney. They try to compensate with funny or topical (or both) situations, but the situations aren’t funny or particularly topical (and even if they were, there’s no way to gloss over how bad the writing and characters have become).
Got that right. Plus there’s this:
Normally, I wouldn’t mind it going on forever. If people somehow actually enjoy the new episodes, whatever, let them watch it. My problem with the continued production of these terrible terrible terrible episodes is that they dilute the rerun pool.
That’s what I keep saying! Welcome, friend. Welcome.