“I know it’s good for a boy to have a part time job, but I’m not sure about the people Bart’s working for. I think they’re criminals.” – Marge Simpson
“A job’s a job. I mean, take me, if my plant pollutes the water and poisons the town, by your logic that would make me a criminal.” – Homer Simpson
Posts Tagged ‘Bart the Murderer
“You’re eight hours early for work. I like that.” – Fat Tony
“Did you kill my principal?” – Bart Simpson
“Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache?” – Fat Tony
“No, my principal!” – Bart Simpson
“That Skinner guy? No we didn’t kill him.” – Legs
“I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.” – Princess Opal
“Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner.” – Chief Wiggum
“Chief Wiggum, I am merely a conduit for the spirits. Ah! Willie Nelson will astound his fans by swimming the English Channel.” – Princess Opal
“Really, Willie Nelson?” – Chief Wiggum
Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!
“That Simpson boy is looking at a hundred and eighty years.” – Mr. Smithers
“Thank God we live in a country so hysterical over crime that a ten-year-old child can be tried as an adult.” – C.M. Burns
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart the Murderer”! Original airdate: 10 October 1991.